It’s his first wedding

So said Bianca when describing how special she’d like her wedding day to be, for Heath’s sake. Sure it’s only his first wedding, as opposed to Bianca’s third one in Summer Bay. You’d think she could organise a wedding in her sleep at this stage.

Ms. Scott has been offered Gina’s job, on an acting basis. She is mega stressed about this but of course will take it. Heath is whisking her away (into the bush, probably) to think about it.

It was Spencer’s birthday, so they had a special dinner where, instead of eating the cake, they wore it on their faces. Such a terrible cakewaste.

Maddie and Spencer got the fairy lights out and were going to gallop into the next level, but they decided at the last minute that they weren’t ready. AGAIN. This storyline sure has legs.

Dex told Nurse Sexy in no uncertain terms that he was going to snitch on her. She attempted to blackmail him by threatening to release details of their trysts which took place ALL OVER THE HOSPITAL. Hygienic. I’m not really sure what happened next, but I think she got fired.

 

Ups and downs

After all that to-and-fro, Bianca and Heath are now engaged. In a mad/nice move, Celia gave Heath her engagement ring, from her marriage that never was. Les sounds like a nice sort.

So, there’s another Home and Away wedding in the works. It’s been 13 months since Bianca’s last big day, and 14 months since she was going to marry the Prince.

When Celia told Alf about her generosity, he told her her work was done, and to pack her bags. Strange logic, but it seemed to work. Celia is off into the wide blue yonder again. Shame, they could do with a older lady for comic relief. Yoo-hoo, only me!

Sasha is becoming fast friends with Maddie and Spence, and Rosie doesn’t like it one bit. The poor child is gone daft with loneliness. So she tried to fake-drown herself in the sea, in order to get Sasha’s attention. I found myself shouting “would ye just float” at the telly. I’d say they were only a few feet into the ocean.

Poor Sasha too, she always attracts the nutters. Maybe she’ll have to “accidentally” kill Rosie too.*

Real-life Sasha and Rosie are on Twitter, see our H&A twitter list here.

 

 

* Only messing, Sasha, old chum.

Wedding Day in Summer Bay

Wow, who would’ve thought Roo and Harvey would actually get hitched, considering their blue yesterday? Probably everyone.

Roo looked lovely, and her dress was slightly less baggy than her usual attire.

But let’s get down to discussing the major event in that episode. Hooroo! Colleen returned, resplendent in a Stars and Stripes shawl. She hasn’t changed a bit. Here’s hoping she sticks around for a while. She also spoke a classic Colleen phrase, “your ship will come home to roost”.

Casey kissed Tamara on the beach, in full view of Sasha. Then he looked very confused. He’s so simple.

Wedding blues

Harvey has no friends and no best man.  Not surprised, he’s boring, annoying and irritable.  No doubt he’ll end up asking Alf to do the honours.

Neil had taken Indi hostage but Sid came to the rescue, clamping Neil in an arm lock.  Neil claimed innocence when the cops turned up but they carted him away.  In typical YCPD fashion, they released him ten minutes later so he’s free to harass Lisa and Indi again. Sid put Lisa into a hotel but she subsequently rang Neil to tell him that she’s ready to come home.  What’s her problem?

Dex is not well.  The stress of the hostage situation got to him and he went to bed early, only to get up in a fever and collapse in the kitchen during the night.  His brain must still be recovering from the after effects of his injury, I hope he hasn’t suffered one of these.