Lisa turned up to Sid’s house, fully bashed. If I were Sid I would have set Sasha “Killer” Walker on Lisa’s husband. All Lisa got was a chat from Sasha; she’s very wise.
Sasha went a bit mad with jealousy when she heard about Casey’s imaginary friend, Tamara. I’m not so sure she was imaginary. However, her jealousy was explained when she confessed to Natalie that she might be pregnant! That’s right, in the grand old tradition of Summer Bay teenage pregnancies, following in the footsteps of Roo, Sophie, Angel, Chloe, Tasha, Kirsty, Cassie and Nicole, Sasha is up the duff. Hurray for another River Baby.
Firstly, Home and Away is back on RTE TWO. Yippee-ki-ay!
Secondly, what about this Dave Townsend character? Swanning into town (I presume), and instantly swiping the Dickhead crown. He’s harangued Casey and threatened Gina. I personally would love to see him get a River-Boys-style beating.
Hayley is still hanging around the Bay, and back on the junk. So Liam is going to help her go cold turkey. Not sure that’s the best idea. In our house, we think Hayley is headed for an early grave.
Dexter and Lottie are the cutest pair since Tasha and Robbie. Should we call them Dottie or
And no mention of the most burning issue in the Bay – WHAT ABOUT COLLEEN’S JUGS?
So, Miles told Leah ’twas him who helped Veej write to Elijah.Â Leah went mental, then calmed down and called around to the caravan park with a confession.Â She’s been writing to Elijah every day since he left.Â Where in the name of God did she get the time to do that?Â No wonder she’s so flustered.
All this talk of Elijah makes me think he might be coming back.Â Normally when someone leaves the Bay, they’re never/rarely heard of again.Â For example, Dani, Jade, Kirsty, Cassie, Rhys, Shelly, Tasha, Geoff, Robbie, and the list goes on.
In another unusual H&A move, no-one has found out about Hugo’s money.Â Well, Charlie knows, but it’s not public knowledge.Â What’s that about?Â Anyway well done to the writers for not following their usual path!