Summer Bay’s Sexiest…

…is the name of a series of episodes, currently on Channel 5 at 6:30 (and Channel 5 + 1 at 7:30). Roo the Ledgebag lived up to her (his?) name and let us know.

Today’s episode was Aden and Belle’s wedding. Ah it was gas, look.

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Terrible dress
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Simpleton No. 1
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Simpleton No. 2
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Ruby’s hair confounds Morag
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Not really living up to the name

Change of Life

Well, John is annoyed with Marilyn, so she asked Harvey to talk to him to see if he was coping ok, so Harvey told him that Roo is going through the menopause. Which she isn’t. John told Roo, who was not impressed. All these hurt feelings are causing awful confusion.

Holly is still cracking on to Zach. Very strange. Why would she be bothered? Anyway, he has told Nat, who advised him to tell Bianca. He won’t and then Holly will accuse him of molestation and then where will we all be? Hah?

Rosie hasn’t told her foster parents she’s up the duff. Has anyone told Mullins? Is he going to jail or anything, like? Or is it all ok once he has left town, like Ruby?

Heath and Brax now know that the joint Casey has allegedly robbed belongs to Adam. This is only confusing them further. Bianca got cross with Heath so he went home, instead of fending off crims. Will she be kidnap victim number 3?

Adam lives!!

Ricky and Brax are getting along great, apart from the fact she won’t tell him anything about herself. Well now we know why…ADAM IS ALIVE and living in her gaff like some class of resurrected Batman baddie. There’s a plot afoot to bring down the Braxtons. Sure, isn’t there always?

Indi slept with Chris, for a laugh and to enjoy herself for once. I was sure Romeo would return to catch her in the act. Chris is mad into young Walker, but she’s not looking for anything serious.

Dex and April are back together (again). He spoke to Sid about it, saying they were like they had been before his accident. Yet again, no-one mentioned Ruby or has any anger towards her.

From the vaults: KISSES HURT SO MUCH!!!!!


CLASS song!