Tag: rachel

  • Amazing

    Nicole found the only fella in all of Australia who wouldn’t mind her being knocked up by a dead psycho; that’s pretty good going.  The whole experience has reminded her that she’s so much more than a gestational carrier.  Marilyn’s none too impressed though. Brax set Angelo up by creating a fake drug deal.  Angelo…

  • Summer Bay’s most loved

    Well, we asked and you answered. Unsurprisingly, the most popular person in the Bay is none other than everyone’s favourite galah, Mr. Alf Stewart. There were some surprises though. For example, Aden and Belle made the top ten. I’d say it was on account of their ridiness. Belle in particular was a bit moany, no?…

  • No loss

    The Bay is a richer community having lost Tony and Rachel. Having debated the issue for days, Tony finally agreed that he would go to America with his Mrs and they got a flight eight and a half minutes later.  Amazing how fast things move in the bay. At first, it seemed like Lucas would…

  • Boring

    Oh my goodness, would Rachel and Tony ever EFF OFF?  This saga has been going on for yonkers in Home and Away terms.  Now Rachel has slyly invited Lucas home in the hopes that he’d convince Tony that in America, the streets are paved with gold.  Tony rightly thought that Rachel was being a domineering…

  • Awwww friends

    So, Romeo and Indigo are an item. Romeo did a load of messing in that episode; I think he’s scared to take things to “the next level”. Did he ever reach that level with Annie? Surely not. If you lived in Summer Bay, who would you ask for romantic advice? That’s right, Alf and Miles.…

  • Up to date

    After a brief sabbatical, we’ve returned from holidays.  It seems that the bay has been busy in our absence.  From what I can gather, the main talking points of the last week are: Ruby got hammered and threw herself at Liam before puking in his toilet. Despite that, he rejected her advances. Bianca scrapped with…

  • What happened?

    We were away – did Rachel leave?  What about Tony and Harry?  Arrrrrgggh.

  • World class acting

    Well, the last scene of that episode was fairly painful.   Elijah nearly leapt for joy when he heard of a disaster overseas.  His holy instincts are to go and help the needy, but what about Leah?  Ah, sod her. Dr. Shane Given came to town to tempt Rachel away to a life of doctoring in…

  • A creepy wooden demon who doesn’t deserve to see the light of day

    Home and Away is returning into Chuckie Down Under. Mr. Oddley rose from the grave that Alf dug for him in the caravan park. Miles thinks someone is “having a lend of” him. That is one of my favourite phrases ever. “Bon voyage you little mongrel” said Alf as he threw Mr. Oddley into Summer…

  • Much ado about nothing

    Mohamed Ali, Chris Eubank and Barry McGuigan are all getting a flight down under as they heard about the impending grudge match between Tony and John Palmer.  It’s a no holds barred  bitter bashathon.  Somebody’s going down, way down.  This is going to be brutal… Only it wasn’t.  In reality the fight consisted of two…