I don’t know who this creepy blonde lad is, but I do know he needs to improve his makeup removal technique, he’s dragging the skin something shocking here.
Chris is continuing his one man demolition job on Irene’s gaff. Not only did he wreck the oven, he then destroyed all of her cupboards and presses trying to remodel the kitchen. Irene is a saint and said she will let him continue with the project and update it whatever way he wants to. She said she has complete faith him, that’s asking for trouble.
Marilyn used the dark arts to look into Phoebe’s future and found out that there is big success on the horizon for her. Kyle won’t be happy if it means more gigs out of town, he gets jealous very quickly. Marilyn is lucky that she lives in Summer Bay, not Salem or she’d but up on trial for witchcraft.
Leah was manipulated into kissing Zac by Sasha and Matt. Seriously, she’s a grown woman, it shouldn’t have been that easy to convince her to do it. Anyway, she fessed up to him that she is into him when they got back home. Is he fully over Hannah now and ready for a new relationship?
DJ phoebe is laying down some phat beats in Angelo’s, much to Kyle’s annoyance as she’s disturbed the lunchtime rush. Kyle was trying to give Ricky a handy day in work as he thought she might be pregnant. Phoebe noticed his completely obvious behaviour and he let it slip, the bleedin’ dope. He swore her to secrecy but that didn’t last.
Ricky was annoyed because herself and Brax have been trying for a baby for about a week and she’s not pregnant yet. She asked Nate but he told her not to worry, it’ll happen. When Ricky found out that Kyle and Phoebe knew they were trying she went mad. Brax is dead when she finds him.
Nate invited all his mates around for dinner without telling Sophie. They had dinner but Sophie lost the plot with him after they left. He’s scared that they’re going down the same path they did before and will repeat old mistakes.
Sasha owned up to Sophie about her poem. She got away with it, kind of. I don’t know why she didn’t say Matt was behind it. Sophie asked Zac to help her come up with a suitable punishment for Sasha.
Well, that was amazing. In one episode, Connie came around, handed Darcy over to Heath, Bianca showed up, and they all disappeared off to The City, never to be seen again. It was like an Irish wake in Famine times. “When will I see you again?”, “Ah sure, I don’t know”. I’m fairly sure The City is not that far away.
Ricky showed her true colours as a Home and Away aficionado when she used a theme song lyric to berate Connie, “you know they belong together”. Her guilt trip worked wonders, and Connie agreed that the Heathcliff Braxton family would be better as one household.
The Boyz went for ONE LAST SURF. Kyle was hanging back, leaving the original crew to it, until Brax muttered “You coming or what?”. They all had a topless pow-wow on the beach, then Brax, Heath and Casey went for a surf. Why did Kyle get topless if he wasn’t even going to swim? And it looked like The Boyz were only body-boarding anyway, he could’ve managed that.
Back at the gaff, Phoebe stood up to Chezza, who just shrugged. Harley wore an amazing hat for his final scenes.
Now that the Braxton numbers have been decimated, Brax has reluctantly agreed to have a baby with Ricky. He needs more troops to continue his reign of the Bay. He’ll be the next Alfred Stewart in no time.