New baddie alert

Oh-ho, it looks like Sophie will be the Bay’s newest baddie. She doesn’t like Leah being friendly to her bloke, so she is spreading rumours about her fragile state of mind, and asked Leah if she needed to cut back on her work hours. Sly and conniving, so it is.

FAKE CONCERN!!!
FAKE CONCERN!!!
YOU WAGON
YOU WAGON

Nina was back in the Bay for a visit and Jett was thrilled. Marilyn nearly lost her mind over the cuteness of it all. She created a romantic dinner for two out the back of the caravan park. Jett was sad over Nina heading off again, so Marilyn’s invited her to the WEDDING OF THE YEAR.

Sasha is raging at Matt for writing his deadly poems and showing her up. She hasn’t owned up yet though, I notice.

Dead set legend

Chris explained to Sasha that Spencer wasn’t into Evelyn, thus saving the relationship. He then pronounced himself a dead set legend, which is a phrase I will henceforth be using daily.

Casey couldn’t make a decision for himself, so off he went to prison to visit Brax.

Dump her
Dump her, oi

Then Casey found Tamara at the farm, dumped her (if she gets back with Kyle arghhhhhhhhHHHHHH), and then Dopey Dex and April asked them to be best man and bridesmaid! The thicks. Of course, the other two thicks will go along with it and pretend to be a couple.

Finally, Jett and Nina left the barn and came back to the real world, whereupon Mr. John Palmer rightly give out yards to his adopted son.

The Sniper

Ok, we need to talk about this Sniper one. She is amazing. She walks around slagging off everyone and manages to keep her teaching job. Her exchange with Josh basically went like this:

You’re such a loser that your mother shot you, and she’s such a loser she missed. You come from a family of losers.

Just run-of-the-mill hate speech from your local neighbourhood teacher. Not only does she excel at sneering, she’s not too bad at sabotage either. She got that scobey young fella, Matt, to set a fire at the school, to frighten Bianca. A+ in the baddie department.

Dr. Accent must have had a day off, because he fit in a chat with Jett and Nina, a visit to the diner, a swim, and another chat with an injured Andy before teatime. You couldn’t do that and hold down a full-time job. Andy was ridiculously adamant that he couldn’t go to hospital, dunno why.

No sign of Harvey, and hope is waning in the caravan park. Will the wall of death claim yet another soul?

Dramatic deficit

Once you get used to kidnappings, death threats and murder attempts it’s pretty hard to get used to quiet nights in with a pizza and a movie. This is the problem facing Casey and Tamara. They had a chat about their situation and discussed their scenario. ¬†How will they get over the lack of drama? Maybe they should invent a stalker or an assassin to put a bit of spark back into their relationship.

I’m a bit worried about Jett’s diet, it seems to consist solely of chip sandwiches and pizza, that can’t be too healthy for a growing boy. Nina was hiding out in his place but John found them and he told her parents. He was due to bring her back to boarding school but he fell asleep and the kids were gone when he woke up, they’ve done a runner.

April and Dex are heading to Paris. She’s got a place in the “University of Paris” and they’re going to move over together. Once they go and Indi leaves on her travels it will mean Sasha is the only Walker left in the bay, she’ll be oh so lonely.