Safe house

Brax just cannot help himself. If there is a problem to be fixed, he can’t ignore it for long. He gave Andy money from Angelo’s, as a loan, to pay off the dealers. Andy disappeared and now there are angry dealers and an angry Kyle to put up with. The newest Braxton is not impressed that his managerial status was undermined.

We haven’t actually seen the dealers. It would be great if they were really posh, or old women, or something unexpected like that. Or if Morag was their ringleader, or Colleen. Awesome.

Ricky was winning in the mad fashion stakes today. Behold:

Gúna úafasach
Gúna úafasach

Marilyn finally confessed that she’s invited Shandi to the wedding. John didn’t mind too much, but now he’ll have to tell Jett he has a daughter. Eh, surely that came up in the adoption process, no?

Summer Bay’s Sexiest…

…is the name of a series of episodes, currently on Channel 5 at 6:30 (and Channel 5 + 1 at 7:30). Roo the Ledgebag lived up to her (his?) name and let us know.

Today’s episode was Aden and Belle’s wedding. Ah it was gas, look.

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Terrible dress
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Simpleton No. 1
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Simpleton No. 2
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Ruby’s hair confounds Morag
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Not really living up to the name

The wedding’s off

Roo is ditching Harvey, not quite at the altar but not far off. Celia and Morag turned up for the wedding but Celia made it clear that she doesn’t approve of Roo’s fella. Harvey “Banger” Ryan took that as his cue to leave and went down to the pub with Gary and Winston. The lads told Harvey that his leg break was only a joke, he didn’t see the funny side of it and let Winston have it with both barrels, just as Roo walked into the bar. She wasn’t impressed with his vicious attack on his mate and started questioning their relationship and their impending nuptials – just what we’ve been saying for months.

Dex is worried about April, he thinks he is holding the poor girl back. His solution? Dump her ass. Strange behaviour from the young martyr but it won’t last, they’ll be back together before long.

Bianca is on a mission, she’s not letting Heath go without a fight. He isn’t interested in a renewal of their liaison, too dangerous. I suspect she’ll get her way, somehow.

R is for…

R is for rangas, aka orangutans, aka human ginger people. My favourite of which is Cornelia Frances, who plays the erudite Justice Morag Bellingham in Home and Away.

Here she is defending the very creatures that inspired the nickname:

Here’s Jonah Takalua of Summer Heights High explaining how to use the word:

And of course, Rolf Harris also begins with r:

Give us more r words please!