Tag: miles

  • Ritchie’s Return

    We all know by now that Kate Ritchie, aka Sally, is coming back to the Bay. What I want to know is: Will young Pippa come with her? How is Cassie getting on with the oul HIV? What age is Cassie’s baby? Is Miles still deadly? Is Miles still eating everything? I bet if she…

  • Q is for…

    I’m grasping at straws here, and I’m trying not to use names in the alphabet, but all I can think of for Q is…Josh Quong Tart! A fine actor who could portray an imaginary friend, a derro, or a respected schoolteacher, stuffing his face all the while. Can you think of anything else?

  • D is for…

    A Derro is what Miles was when he first turned up on the show, sleeping on the beach and rooting around in bins. We might call a Derro a down-and-out here. What about damper? It’s something you eat.

  • Miles away

    April has been shopping in Luscious lingerie and she also bought some rubber johnnies. Bianca is a bit freaked by the fact that her little sister might be taking things to the next level but Irene told her to take a chill pill. Bianca tried to convince April that her first time should be with…

  • Bianca’s engaged again

    Liam and Bianca are engaged. It must be at least two weeks since she had sex with another man, so fair enough. Good one by Liam taping the ring inside her motorbike helmet. I hope they invite His Royal Highness Vittorio. Indi found out Romeo gave Mink their savings. She gave him a bollocking, and…

  • Mysterious silhouette

    Who was the mystery weirdo watching Charlie and Brax having a pash? Wouldn’t it be deadly if it was Alf, and this was a hobby of his? Anyway would Charlie and Brax ever eff off? She’s a cop and bad at her job. He’s a prior dealie (betcha that’s a word) with ties to his…

  • All change

    Leah and Miles are no more. Both of them are pretty sad about it. Elijah is ALREADY sniffing around Leah, so Marilyn warned him off. Marilyn also advised Dexter to apologise to April. He did so while wearing the worst suit of all time. Not only that, but April told him to get bent. She’s…

  • Lady in Red

    Hahaha did yis see Roo frolicking down the beach in her red tent/dress? What a pity it was Harvey waiting for her on the beach. Why doesn’t he go on a long, long charter and leave everyone in peace? Mr. JP was struck off the council, and wants to spend his life savings on the…

  • Corpulence, conflict and corruption

    Harvey is continuing to spread rumours about John Palmer and his corrupt ways. Roo got involved and asked him to stop, to no avail. Rumours tend to get believed in small towns like the bay so John’s in strife with the council now, they want him to resign. Harvey needs stopping asap. Miles is heading…

  • It’s baaaack!

    I’m so excited, I’m gonna live blog this episode, here goes: Argh, shut up about sport, RTE people! I forgot about Harvey’s stupid face! Also forgot about Sid’s declaration of love! Harvey’s in the “barbecue area”. Roo is keeping Harvey at bay cos of the doc. Romeo slacking on his dinner preparations, very slow chopping.…