Tag: martha

  • Martha back on telly

    Only down unda, though. I wonder if she’ll do any of the following: pole dancing deafen someone with a fake spider people smuggling be widowed remarry

  • It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

    I watched an episode of South Park last night, in which Cartman and a few pals went off to Somalia to be pirates.  Sounds like Veej was watching it too.  He and Lily are planning on running off to Africa.  I’d love to know their travel plans.  Do Aussie airlines let pre-teens fly on their…

  • Roo’s ruse

    Did Roo just come back to try and get the money from Xavier? All of her chats with Alf and appologies may have just been a cover to her real reason for being in the Bay.  Hugo wants his ill gotten gains back to build a new life for Martha and him, one built on…

  • There’s been a murder

    Robert Robertson is back in force after his Christmas break. He’s interviewed a few of the locals and found out that Alf told Penn he’d “flamin’ kill” him, on the very night he was “murdered”. I bet Penn’s hiding out somewhere. Probably with Hugo and Martha, in the secret Aussie hiding place. Dr. Sid called…

  • Too steamy

    A scene between Liam and Martha has been deemed “too steamy” for young audiences.  You’d expect nothing less from Martha, though.

  • Roo returns

    Struth has alerted us to the fact that Roo, daughter of Alf and mother of Martha, is returning to Summer Bay. She will be played by a new actress; I love this madness. They did it with Irene, Hayley, Pippa, and who knows how many else. Bad timing on Roo’s behalf though, her daughter’s just…

  • Great birthday present

    Great birthday present

    Unbelieveable. Kate Ritchie introducing the Summer Bay weddings of the past. We had a pregnant (with Martha?) Roo running out on Frank, Alf and Ailsa slying off to become man and wife, and Angel miraculously rising from her wheelchair to walk down the aisle. Not to mention Don and Marilyn’s nuptials, and Hayley’s ghost dad…

  • The lives and loves of Martha McKenzie

    Methodical? Never. Mysterious? Sometimes. Misunderstood? Often Monogamous? Rarely. Moron? Always. Martha.  Summer bay is a poorer place without it’s resident wild card. You can say many things about her but life was never dull with her around. It’s hard to know where to start with her. She arrived in town with a flash when Jack…

  • Hugo & Martha leave with a bang

    Martha and Hugo have left the bay like “Bonnie and Clive” according to Colleen. They went on the run after another near death experience with Hugo involved. This time is was the crook cop Eaves who took a pop at Hugo but only managed to clip him in the leg. Charlie and Angelo managed to…

  • Poor Hugo

    “You guys are smart and Martha’s even smarter than you”. Xavier knows how to insult his brother.  Talk about a backhanded compliment.