Blood and bone

That Jet(t) is a bad egg and no mistake. He read about Colleen’s jugs (ooh-er) in the paper, called around to her van, and smashed them all. They were her holiday fund to visit Lancey and Debbie (the wagon) in Las Vegas!

Then, Jett called around to Heath, looking to score some drugs. Please, won’t some law-abiding citizen adopt this child and put manners on him? Preferably Alf.

If I am ever with child, I’m getting the first plane to Summer Bay. The length of human gestation is halved, if Bianca’s pregnancy is anything to go by. That’s a bump and a half she has. She’s warming to Heath and his excitement about the baby. Sorry, river baby.

Romeo and Ruby are in each other’s arms again, as he came to the conclusion that his marriage is truly over. I’m not so sure about that, though. R&R are also thinking about starting up a business. I think they’d be best suited to hair taming (Ruby’s is looking well these days) or torso toning.

A much knee-ded operation

Janey macaroni, Romeo nearly lost his leg there. Imagine, he would have been shipped off to the Whitsundays in no time, like Seb before him. Ruby did a great job of smothering him with love; unfortunately it was his wife’s name he murmured in a drug-induced sleep.

There could be a reconciliation of the Walker-Smiths I reckon, Indi was pretty concerned when she heard the hubbie was hospitalised.

Bianca and Heath are getting on again, she even loaned him the baby ultrasound DVD. Darce thought it was Aliens when he put it on first.

Colleen’s Lancey is moving to Las Vegas with Debbie the Wagon. Colleen was expecting to move in with them once she retired. The Summer Bay ladies bought her a plane ticket to visit Lancey before the off. I hereby dub them The Sisterhood of the Travelling Lance.



Yippee, Marilyn is back and she brought a stray with her! It’s Justin Jeffries, Aden’s brother. I wonder if he’ll move into Nicole’s house?

Alf and Irene explained to some of the blow-ins who Marilyn is. Colleen is holding a grudge because Marilyn dumped Lancey – fair enough, he was an amazing catch.

Xavier wants to live with Martha. For some reason he seems to like slavery.