Summer Bay Superpowers

Building on the bonza idea that Drew’s Shrew had about a cross-over Home and Away/Heroes show, commenter Sorry for being a crazy dingo has given us a deadly list of Home and Away character super-powers:

  1. ALF:  grows gills when he jumps in the water and swims underwater, like a fish which is kind of ironic.
  2. COLLEEN:  able to speak any language at will and talk to animals, that means she can gossip with anyone or anything.
  3. MILES:  the ability to eat food without ever getting full. (Sounds like a crappy superpower, but in later seasons he will discover he has a psychic conscience named Rabbit).
  4. NICOLE:  the ability to attract any person at will with her beauty.
  5. JAI:  the ability to be invincible.
  6. IRENE: the ability to attract troubled children into her lair.
  7. ANGELO: the ability to cause amnesia to others (everyone, including Martha, seems to have forgiven him for killing Jack and covering up the murder).
  8. CHARLIE: the ability to change sexuality at will.
  9. RUBY: the ability to screech so loud, it causes one’s ears to bleed.
  10. GINA: the ability to convince people that she’s actually Tony’s sister and not his grandmother.
  11. XAVIER: the same ability as Ruby.
  12. MARTHA: the ability to never grieve and be constantly sexually promiscuous.
  13. LIAM: the ability to be completely forgotten about only few months after being an Australian megastar.
  14. ADEN: the same ability as Martha.
  15. LEAH: the ability to be as sexy as Penelope Cruz but no-one in town appearing to notice.
  16. RACHEL: the ability to heal, in all areas of medicine.
  17. TONY: the ability of super strength.
  18. ROMEO: the ability to surf REALLY REALLY WELL. (That one sucked).
  19. MINK: the ability to stare at someone and kill them. What a bad ass!
  20. VJ: the ability to shoot water bombs from his hands.
  21. MORAG: the ability to be the best lawyer ever.
  22. RABBIT: the ability to rise from the dead, be psychic and make herself invisible to all but Miles.

What do you reckon? Do you have any others to add?

Crying with laughter

Watch this and you will be too. We often thought about dubbing Home and Away, but this fecker got there first:

The Least Craic in Summer Bay

Oh look, Rachel won out as the least craic in Summer Bay, with just over 100 of the 373 votes we received! Understandable really, as she fell to whiny, moany pieces once she had a baby.
Annie took second place, followed by Jai, Bartlett and Charlie. I’m surprised Kirsty wasn’t further up the poll (no pun intended).
Miles only got 2% of the vote, confirming what I’ve always suspected – YOU LOVE HIM!

Who is the least craic in Summer Bay?

  • Rachel (27%, 128 Votes)
  • Annie (15%, 72 Votes)
  • Jai (14%, 68 Votes)
  • Bartlett (11%, 53 Votes)
  • Charlie (7%, 33 Votes)
  • Kirsty (6%, 28 Votes)
  • Xavier (6%, 27 Votes)
  • Robert Robertson (4%, 20 Votes)
  • Martha (4%, 20 Votes)
  • Angelo (2%, 10 Votes)
  • Leah (2%, 9 Votes)
  • Miles (2%, 8 Votes)

Total Voters: 476

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Martha plumbed new depths yesterday. When Romeo sloped up to her out of the surf and tried to chat her up, she cleverly observed, “you’re not from this town, are you?” How observant.

So Romeo doesn’t appear to fussy. First he tries it on with Martha and then switches his attention to Annie.  What age is he supposed to be? I would have thought there’s about 10 years between Martha and Annie.  Jai is going to have a mickey fit when he finds out his foster brother is cracking onto his ex.

On a more general note, I must admit that I prefer happy go lucky Martha to mopey Martha.  She never ceases to amaze me with her lack of brain power.  How can she be related to Morag?  Chalk and cheese.