Tag: jai

  • Summer Bay Superpowers

    Building on the bonza idea that Drew’s Shrew had about a cross-over Home and Away/Heroes show, commenter Sorry for being a crazy dingo has given us a deadly list of Home and Away character super-powers: ALF:  grows gills when he jumps in the water and swims underwater, like a fish which is kind of ironic.…

  • Crying with laughter

    Watch this and you will be too. We often thought about dubbing Home and Away, but this fecker got there first:

  • The Least Craic in Summer Bay

    Oh look, Rachel won out as the least craic in Summer Bay, with just over 100 of the 373 votes we received! Understandable really, as she fell to whiny, moany pieces once she had a baby. Annie took second place, followed by Jai, Bartlett and Charlie. I’m surprised Kirsty wasn’t further up the poll (no…

  • Romeo

    Martha plumbed new depths yesterday. When Romeo sloped up to her out of the surf and tried to chat her up, she cleverly observed, “you’re not from this town, are you?” How observant. So Romeo doesn’t appear to fussy. First he tries it on with Martha and then switches his attention to Annie.  What age…

  • Doing it tough

    “Doing it tough” is the current phrase du jour in Summer Bay, and with good reason. Aden’s still doing it tough due to Belle’s death.  Surprisingly he didn’t get over it in a week.  I think the Summer Bay time warp is weakening. Sid is doing it tough trying to ward off Nicole. Charlie’s doing…

  • Rape-rape

    Uh-oh watch out Ruby, here comes your da with his confusing words and twisting of the truth.  Charlie did a good disbelieving face when she heard that Ruby is making friends with her father. Where is Dexter and Indigo’s ma from?  She’s a little bit foreign, didn’t know that was allowed in Summer Bay unless…

  • Poor Jai

    Ahhh poor oul’ Jai, he’s only heartbroken about Annie and Dexter forming a couple.  Did you see him crying on the beach?  Sweet.  Bet he wishes he was invincible again. The Nicole and Sid thing is hilarious.  Nicole is great at being sexy, all pouts and sleepy eyes.  But the Doctor’s having none of it. …

  • The baby episode

    That episode revolved around babies.  Rachel’s wrecked because of hers, and Kirsty’s just annoyed that she’s pregnant in the first place.  The S word was mentioned twice.  Rachel wasn’t feeling very sexy (poor Tony’s having a hard time) and Kirsty told Leah she was tired because of all the supposed sex she was having behind…

  • 1 hour 6 minutes

    Janey Trey was flippin’ thrilled with himself when he trapped them all on the bus. He’d make a great panto villain; and he’s a budding writer as well. That’ll go down well in the nick. Jai would make a great panto eejit, going on a hike with a septic gunshot wound. Nicole showed Graham what-for.…

  • In the kingdom of the blind

    “Even blind Freddy could see that love.” Who is this blind Freddy that Irene keeps banging on about? Apparently he’s quite observant. Maybe he’s not blind at all. It’s a pity that he’s not on the school trip to the bush as he might have spotted Trey making a deathlist and Jai succumbing to an…