Tag: Jack

  • Stud academy

    Jett has been getting lady advice from John and Liam, unfortunately it was conflicting advice. John told him to get out in the middle of the disco and mingle while Liam recommended playing it cool and maintaining an air of mystery. Liam managed to save the day by getting Sasha and Rosie to dance with…

  • Courtroom drama-rama

    We watched two episodes in a row there. Two DEADLY episodes. Creepy Jamie sent Leah a picture of herself sleeping; she went nuts so Liam got the Guards. The worst cop of all time showed up to investigate. He basically told Leah he didn’t believe her, and it was her own fault for sleeping with…

  • Trainee Officer Renegade

    Hurray, Home and Away is back, and Xavier’s on the beat. This is going to be amazing, he has promise as the worst cop to hit the Bay since Jack (RIP). So, your first day on the job, an experienced cop shows you around, and tells you not to use the records or the database.…

  • J is for…

    We don’t have any good suggestions for J. Feel free to add a comment and let us know what we forgot. We’ve had a few characters with J names like James the stoner, Jonah the cultist and Jack the crap cop. Now we have we Jett, causing problems and robbing purses, the little scamp.

  • Police, politics and plots

    What is Denis up to? Romeo saw him putting a body sized object into the boot of his car down on the resort building site. Romeo reckoned that John and Denis were trying to get Harvey out of the picture for good, then he saw Denis loading his car boot in the dead of night,…

  • The lives and loves of Martha McKenzie

    Methodical? Never. Mysterious? Sometimes. Misunderstood? Often Monogamous? Rarely. Moron? Always. Martha.  Summer bay is a poorer place without it’s resident wild card. You can say many things about her but life was never dull with her around. It’s hard to know where to start with her. She arrived in town with a flash when Jack…

  • I’m a coward and a scumbag

    So Hugo’s not dead after all.  It was an elaborate ruse to catch Suzy.  I hope it feckin’ works.  Also, who’s to say they didn’t do the same thing with Jack?  Hmmmmm?  Maybe we should let go of that one. Why did Alf have to know?  This is all going to backfire.  He’ll tell Colleen…

  • Sly one

    Well, Hugo got off in the end, he’s gone to the big people-smuggling depot in the sky.  He was a crap villain anyway. Angelo survived getting shot in the head, he’s just like that fella, Kurt Cobain.  How did he survive that?* I do believe Martha said at one point, “I don’t know what’s going…

  • Trashbag

    Ooh Aden brought a moany bird to the formal and ended up with Silvery Nicole the whole night. Only, when he was about to go in for the kill, he was reminded of Belle and went nuts. Nicole and Liam had their “I respect you, I won’t rush you” talk for about the fifth time.…

  • OK Rachel has lost it

    Rachel is a pain in the hoop. You’d think she’d be delighted to have the negligence case sorted, but no, she just looked annoyed that she had nothing to moan about. Then Tony brought Harry to the diner to introduce him to Auntie Colleen, and Rachel nearly lost her reason. She’d want to watch herself…