Tag: heath

  • One last surf

    One last surf

    Well, that was amazing. In one episode, Connie came around, handed Darcy over to  Heath, Bianca showed up, and they all disappeared off to The City, never to be seen again. It was like an Irish wake in Famine times. “When will I see you again?”, “Ah sure, I don’t know”. I’m fairly sure The…

  • Heath’s off

    That episode: Heath: I’m moving to the city to be with Biancaaaaaa Brax: Oi, what? Darcy: Oi, what? I hate youuuuu. Connie: See what you’ve done? (oi) Heath: My little girl hates me (but I’m going anyway). Darcy: Hi dad Connie: Actually…you can have custody, byeeee! All: Oi!

  • Keeping Denny at a distance

    Keeping Denny at a distance

    More bonkers Braxton behaviour from Casey today, as he tried to keep his lovely girlfriend Denny away from the rest of the Boyz (oi). She is unimpressed. Oh Denny, Denny boy. Sophie has awoken from her drug-induced state and is refusing painkillers. Dr. Nate was dead impressed by this and asked her to move into…

  • No future

    There is an awful lot of miscommunication in relation to Darcy and her injury. Connie went to the hospital and spoke to the Nate to try to get to the bottom of it but didn’t really get anywhere.  Heath lost it with Brax over his advice to not to leg it with the kids. Connie…

  • Bonkers Braxtons

    Bonkers Braxtons

    There were many displays of mad Braxton behaviour in today’s episode: Darcy broke her arm, so everyone went to the hospital. I broke my arm when I was 11 and there wasn’t an aunt or uncle in sight. Heath didn’t explain the scenario properly, so Dr. Accent thinks he is bating lumps out of Darce.…

  • Cop caller

    Spencer is insistant that he’s going to call the cops, despite Josh having told him that Andy got rid of the drugs. Unbeknownst to Josh,  Andy had just hidden them on the farm rather than getting rid of them. The cops turned up to question Andy and took him in for questioning in front of…

  • Roo riddle

    Roo riddle

    Home and Away is like an episode of House at the moment; Roo picked up a virus somewhere on her travels, and it’s up to Alf and his merry bunch to find out why. According to Colleen, she left Vegas weeks ago. Our money is on a Martha-and-Hugo visit, maybe with some people smuggling thrown in,…

  • From one moaner to another

    Darcy wants to spend her holidays with Heath so he is looking for a bigger gaff, he needs the space to put up both his children. Phoebe is unimpressed by Darcy’s ways, playing her guitar without permission. She wants to live with Kyle but not all of the brothers and children. Phoebe thinks that it…

  • A mud hut in Mangrove River

    A mud hut in Mangrove River

    John and Marilyn were having trouble fitting in at the caravan park, so they decided to look at buying a new property. However, purchasing was proving too expensive, so renting was the next option they considered. Hannah and Oscar chipped in with some impromptu real estate advice, but the lovebirds finally decided to give John’s…

  • “We’re a strong couple”

    “We’re a strong couple”

    So said Bianca as she discussed the possibility of moving to a new school. Strong is right, they’ve survived both of them cheating, a break-up, a possible divorce and an amazingly quick turn-around to becoming devoted husband and wife again. Anyway, she is off to the new job and Heath is staying in the Bay.…