John and Marilyn were having trouble fitting in at the caravan park, so they decided to look at buying a new property. However, purchasing was proving too expensive, so renting was the next option they considered. Hannah and Oscar chipped in with some impromptu real estate advice, but the lovebirds finally decided to give John’s house another go. Much ado about nothing there, lads.
Heath was offering advice too. He told Andy that Hannah clearly doesn’t consider him her relationship equal. Andy took this on board and confronted Hannah.
Phoebe went off half-cocked and decided to sell anything her father ever gave. Luckily, Kyle (in a YOLO tshirt) talked some sense into her.
Roo was still complaining of “jet lag”. She mentioned it four or five times. Now, when someone complains of an ailment in Summer Bay, they usually die of it shortly after (see Gina and her headaches). Roo later collapsed due to said mystery ailment. So, what do ye reckon? Cancaaah?
TBTG, Home and Away is back; we haven’t seen Brax, Jett and the gang since 2013. The elder Braxton has gone to jail for at least 10 years and the rest of them don’t know what to be at. Heath is pretending to be a grown-up; he even defended the medical profession at one point, which must be a first. Ricky is a basket case, and can’t handle her man being banged up at all.
Hannah is a nurse, apparently. She helped out when Josh arrived in hospital, thanks to his mam’s fondness for handguns. So that crowd are sticking around, Hannah, Oscar and Evelyn of the shocking attire.
Jett wants John to tell Marilyn he’s only mad about her. John doesn’t want to let Gina go. Eh, John, this is Summer Bay; you’re only expected to mourn for 8-10 episodes.
John, Marilyn and Jett are still trapped in the bush. John headed off to get help from a garage but while Jett and Marilyn were left behind they started talking about Gina and then shazam – the bus started working again. I think the bus is possessed by Gina’s ghost, which should make their tours interesting, if a bit spooky.
Sally is going to take Pippa 2 to the states, against the better judgement of the evil doctor. She had a few more run-ins with April but gave her a lecture where April seemed to take a few points from Dr Bradley. Sometimes doctors have to be tough apparently. She spoke to Tamara and told her it was time she made up her mind on Casey and Kyle, which bro will she go for, “Crazy Eyes” or “Jutting Jaw”?