Tag: Elijah

  • So, when were you going to tell me you were leaving?

    In grand oul Summer Bay tradition, Elijah tells Leah he’s leaving, on his leaving day. Like so many before him, (Geoff, Annie, and so on) the Rev is only dying to get out of town. He’s going to Another Parish. He had a hooley on the beach before he left, and cleared up any stray…

  • The Rockstar and the Rebel

    Brax spent most of the episode putting out fires. First he had the issue of fighting among his staff. Liam and Heath engaged in fisticuffs twice in the space of a few minutes. Heath keeps goading Liam about Bianca and the baby and Liam keeps rising to the bait. Brax had a chat with his…

  • Cara de mo chroi?

    Cara de mo chroi?

    I think that Brax got an Irish tattoo. He was driven to it when Veeeej asked “you loved Charlie, didn’t you?”. Perhaps the bauld River Boy was afraid he was forgetting his lady love, and got the tattoo to remind him. Elijah, like a dickhead, called around to Brax’s, to tell him Leah is in…

  • Back on track

    Ruby got a bit of a wake up call with her sweaty coma. She accepted Roo’s proposal to move out of the van and into the house, lowering its average age by about half. I’m hoping she gets her head sorted now. April got pissed off when Heath cancelled a date on her. She was…

  • Wake up call

    The wedding afters were mighty crack.  There was dancing aplenty and great decorations in Angelo’s.  That venue can be turned to any occasion. Leah was dying to get stuck into some work and stress in Angelo’s. Maybe Brax needed help moving the salad bowl around the kitchen. She has a thing for Brax by the…

  • Cops 1, Doctors 0

    The future of the Bay is in good hands; Officer Xavier will keep its streets clean. Xave is so hot-headed that criminals will cower in fear. He went mental when he heard Stu had yet again taken up his mantle as Sasha Basha. The health of the Bay is in question, though; soon the Walker…

  • Back in the Game

    Brax is back and taking no nonsense. A smart remark from Heath about Charlie earned him a swift headbutt and a talking-to. Heath also managed to fall foul of Geoffrey, the local mobster, so now it’s down to Brax to clean up that mess too. He should round up The Boyz and start a topless…

  • Miscellany

    Justice Bellingham got in contact to tell us that Elijah is 48 in real life! Looking well Rev. He’s also accusing the show of being racist – here be spoilers. Here are a few recent poll results: It seems that Charlie won’t be missed for her policing skills: The schoolies and toolies are tied:

  • Charlie’s a goner

    So, Charlie is dead. Or more correctly, she’s braindead. It never stopped her doing her job before, but Dr. Sid is keen for Ruby to pull the plug. Maybe he’s anxious to have the room free for the next time Xavier gets injured. Brax and Jake had a fight/chase, which ended in Jake being taken…

  • Miles away

    April has been shopping in Luscious lingerie and she also bought some rubber johnnies. Bianca is a bit freaked by the fact that her little sister might be taking things to the next level but Irene told her to take a chill pill. Bianca tried to convince April that her first time should be with…