Misplaced faith

Chris is continuing his one man demolition job on Irene’s gaff. Not only did he wreck the oven, he then destroyed all of her cupboards and presses trying to remodel the kitchen. Irene is a saint and said she will let him continue with the project and update it whatever way he wants to. She said she has complete faith him, that’s asking for trouble.

Marilyn tarrot

Marilyn used the dark arts to look into Phoebe’s future and found out that there is big success on the horizon for her. Kyle won’t be happy if it means more gigs out of town, he gets jealous very quickly. Marilyn is lucky that she lives in Summer Bay, not Salem or she’d but up on trial for witchcraft.

Leah was manipulated into kissing Zac by Sasha and Matt. Seriously, she’s a grown woman, it shouldn’t have been that easy to convince her to do it. Anyway, she fessed up to him that she is into him when they got back home. Is he fully over Hannah now and ready for a new relationship?

Formal

Sasha is planning a formal and bullying the citizens of Summer Bay into helping her. Chris (who is back from ??) threw a spanner in the works when he wrecked Irene’s kitchen, which had been earmarked for making sausage rolls. Sasha nearly had a rage stroke. Matt is going to save the day though.

Pure detemination
Pure determination

Dr. Accent had to convince his wife that he wasn’t having an affair with Hannah. Snore. Sure who’d have an affair with Hannah? She is zero crack, plus you’d have Andy Barrett after you.

Leah has the mega hots for Zac, and is awkwardly avoiding him as a consequence. Here’s hoping she gets locked at the formal and pukes on him.

Did ye see the slow-mo bit with Zac jogging? Amazing. Not since Miles imagined Kirsty in her bra have I seen such cheesiness.

Drunk Leah

Leah and Sophie went to lunch in Angelo’s, to have a very civilised face-off. A few home truths were declared, and a few glasses of wine drunk. Sophie suggested Leah should get back on the dating scene. Chris, who had been eavesdropping for some reason, told the two ladies they were rides. Nate came to collect Sophie (who is still untrustworthy in my book), and Leah stayed on, drinking and giving Zac the mickey eye. Drunk Leah is the best.

leah mickey eye

Chris and Denny went for dinner, strictly on a just-friends basis, but he ruined it all by trying to kiss her at the end of the night. THE DOPE.

Maddie going mad

It’s Maddie’s turn to have a go at being a wayward teen. She’s going to try it on with Oscar, to get back at Evie for stealing Josh, and she’s talking about leaving school. She does great brat, to be fair.

Apportioning blame
Apportioning blame

Jett is going to be John’s best man. Deadly. That buck’s night is going to be mental. Chris is hanging around like a bad smell, trying to be invited. Doesn’t John know that, in the grand old Home and Away tradition, you’re supposed to have someone you barely know in the bridal party?