Bye bye Big Daddy

Phoebe’s da tried to cross the Braxtons, and paid the price big-style. He called the cops to check out the Boyz, but they found nothing and Pheebs was mega-peeved. She said good luck, Da, and don’t let the door hit you on the arse on the way out.

John and Marilyn are obsessed with Jett. He’s off at the Gaeltacht or something.

Maddie did a great workout at Alf’s command.

Does Ricky have a job? Professional troubleshooter?

Oi, you goose

Heath must have been reading Enid Blyton lately, if his choice of insult is anything to go by.

The Braxtons still have not figured out who set Casey up. Ricky confessed to Kyle that there’s a greater power at play, but didn’t tell him who it is. Kyle will tell Brax, but only at the very very last minute.

Rosie went to Principal Scott to say she wanted to leave school. OK, said Principal Scott. Sasha was aghast at this advice and rightly gave Bianca what-for. Bianca had another chat to Rosie and convinced her to stay in school. This would never have happened in Gina’s day.

John told Jett to stay well away from Casey, since he got caught up in the armed robbery investigation. Marilyn then backed up John’s advice with a friendly chat. Eh, hello Marilyn? A few months ago you were best buds with Danny THE DOG Braxton.

John and Jett got flowers for Marilyn, as a thank-you for her support. This convinced her that John is romantically interested, as Alf had previously told her. She is going to distance herself from the Palmer-Jameses.

Maddie is being the most annoying human in the universe by moaning that Spencer doesn’t like her anymore. I don’t like you anymore either, Maddie.

Alf the tax dodger

It’s all cash-in-hand down the bait shop; Spencer got a tax-free job there. Hope Alf doesn’t have the Aussie Revenue coming after him.

Roo and Harvey annoyed the truth out of Maddie and Spencer. They ran away because………their parents didn’t want them going out. Worst reason ever.

At least the Braxtons are providing a bit of drama. Someone’s nicked Darce. Someone called Adam, I’d say.

In old news, how come Jett got off scot-free, after locking Romeo in a shed?