Tag: Bianca
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One last surf
Well, that was amazing. In one episode, Connie came around, handed Darcy over to Heath, Bianca showed up, and they all disappeared off to The City, never to be seen again. It was like an Irish wake in Famine times. “When will I see you again?”, “Ah sure, I don’t know”. I’m fairly sure The…
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Heath’s off
That episode: Heath: I’m moving to the city to be with Biancaaaaaa Brax: Oi, what? Darcy: Oi, what? I hate youuuuu. Connie: See what you’ve done? (oi) Heath: My little girl hates me (but I’m going anyway). Darcy: Hi dad Connie: Actually…you can have custody, byeeee! All: Oi!
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“We’re a strong couple”
So said Bianca as she discussed the possibility of moving to a new school. Strong is right, they’ve survived both of them cheating, a break-up, a possible divorce and an amazingly quick turn-around to becoming devoted husband and wife again. Anyway, she is off to the new job and Heath is staying in the Bay.…
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Bye bye Braxton
Why aren’t Heath and Andy better mates? They’re both dum and have dodgy pasts, and are currently trying to reform themselves for their partners. Oscar is cured after a talk with Andy, he told him to get over it and he has. Hannah tricked Andy into giving Oscar a pep talk, which he did but…
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Kyle KO
Bianca and Heath are back together and loving it. So besotted by each other are they that they didn’t notice Kyle lying unconscious on the ground as they ran over the bridge, rushing home for some hot sex. Lucky for Kyle, Casey saw him, called it in and got him admitted to Yabbie Creek general.…
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The S Word
Eh, hello? Is this Home and Away or Fifty Shades of Grey? Did yis hear Andy Barrett boasting about the “amazing sex” he’s having with Hannah? I only wish Alf had been there to hear him. Pheebs is back, despite Daddy Bigbuck’s best efforts. Coincidentally, the Braxton gaff was wrecked by an unknown and very…
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P-A-R-T-A-Y
Maddie decided everyone at school was sad over Tamara leaving (nonsense), so she decided to throw a party. After Alf told her the caravan park was out-of-bounds, Marilyn offered up the surf club as a venue. Josh and Evelyn both declined the invite out of moodiness. Bleedin’ dopes. Bianca offered to look after Harley until the…
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See ya Tamara
They once called her Tedious, but today Tamara decided to make a surprising move and leave the Bay. Her accident and impending operation made her miss the mother she hasn’t mentioned once in the past year and a half. See our first mention of Tamara here. Sasha’s exposé of Oscar’s hit-and-run caused a rift between…
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Chris vs Casey
The battle for Denny’s affections is being won by Casey and Chris isn’t impressed. He tried to win her back with a cake but she had none of it. Then he found her eating a sambo on the beach and attempted to dazzle her with his sandwich knowledge. Chris noticed that she was distracted by…
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You’re like a daughter to me
Bianca and Heath are continuing their ridiculous break-up, and Bianca is angry with Irene for being sound to Heath. Cue the immortal line, “You’re like a daughter to me, love”. Irene has had so many faux-children at this stage, she’s like Captain Von Trapp. Oscar confessed to the cops about the hit and run, but they…