Bonkers Braxtons

There were many displays of mad Braxton behaviour in today’s episode:

  • Darcy broke her arm, so everyone went to the hospital. I broke my arm when I was 11 and there wasn’t an aunt or uncle in sight.
  • Heath didn’t explain the scenario properly, so Dr. Accent thinks he is bating lumps out of Darce.
  • Brax nearly bashed Casey because he himself doesn’t want to have a baby, thus proving to himself that he’s not a fit father, but in fact, A DOG.

Also:

  • The Braxtons were in hospital yet again. I wonder if a month goes by in Summer Bay without a Braxton injury?
Bash interrupted
Bash interrupted

Not much else happened, really. Alf wants to know why Chris called the cops on the Barretts. I’m sure he’ll get the full story shortly.

The S Word

Eh, hello? Is this Home and Away or Fifty Shades of Grey? Did yis hear Andy Barrett boasting about the “amazing sex” he’s having with Hannah? I only wish Alf had been there to hear him.

Pheebs is back, despite Daddy Bigbuck’s best efforts. Coincidentally, the Braxton gaff was wrecked by an unknown and very speedy chap. Kyle gave chase, but ended up on the road in a bloody, bashed, bundle. He did get a good long look at his assailant though.

The other Braxton bros went for a surf.

Blood and sand x 3
Blood and sand x 3

Bianca is still whinging over getting back with Heath and accepting Harley.

Zac and Hannah have agreed to keep their relationship business-like. That is the maddest family ever. Aunt from one side, uncle from the other, and two teenage children. Not to mention the aunt and uncle had a dalliance until Andy “amazing sex” Barrett entered the picture.

First things first, Rhys is in Raw?

Eh…is that Rhys Sutherland in the ads for RTE’s Raw? How did that come about? Is he Aussie (Aussie Aussie) in the show? Is he very very angry in the show? What mad twist of fate is this? And will all of his Summer Bay buds be coming over to visit him?

rhys sutherland rte

rhys-sutherland

That has just blown my mind.

Right, anyway, in today’s episode…Sid’s grand after his minor bashing, Casey and Sasha are love’s young dream, and Tamara the real person showed up. She hit Casey a box for having another woman on the go. Feisty.

The whole Kyle aspect of the Casey storyline is very confusing to me. Why did Kyle go to the Bay with The Boize? Why is he helping them? Isn’t he worried he’ll be done for attempted murder?