A bit previous, Brax

"Here's the cot for that child that hasn't been conceived yet"
“Here’s the cot for that child that hasn’t been conceived yet”

Braxton baby

After Ricky fainted, her stalker Kyle called the doc, who confronted her and confirmed his suspicions – she’s pregnant. To make doubly sure, she did a pregnancy test in Nate’s presence, hygienically leaving it on the kitchen table while it developed. Kyle walked in just as she made the announcement, but she’s sworn him to secrecy.

Leah had a face-off with The Sniper, calling her a coward and a bully. Will she change her ways now?

Andy is a total weirdo; he asked Josh not to go to school so he could hang around with him all day.

Alf and Jett engineered a fancy lunch for John and Marilyn. Awwwwwww.

Danger here

Summer Bay is a dangerous town.  Psychos and the unhinged flock there like migrating birds.  At the present time, two kidnappers are on the go.  One has been caught due to Roman’s super heroics.  Aden surely won’t be far behind.

Feckin’ Aden.  I thought he was going to follow the template of crook-kid-come-good but he’s royally stuffed it up now.  Maybe Morag will get him out of it if she ever returns from honeymoon.

Although lawbreakers abound, the most dangerous place in this treacherous town is not the Diner or the Surf Club.  It’s the womb.  Woe betide you if you are the result of a fling between two unsuited people.  You won’t gestate beyond three months.  Look at Martha and Viv; it’s heartbreaking.  This is another similarity between Home and Away and Lost.  Pregnancies are a disaster in both locales.

“The baby’s stressed – I can feel it”

According to Martha, her baby is developing at warp speed. It has emotions all of its own and not only that, but Martha can magically sense what the baby is feeling. Awesome. I shouldn’t really poke too much fun though, she’s not having much of a laugh at the moment. She has been properly punished for her poledancing anyway.

I think we must be a couple of episodes behind, but we were just treated to a fairly weak face-off between Nicole and Kirstie. Not sure what Nicole’s problem is there.

Tony is grand and ready for action, according to the mickey doctor. No doubt Rachel will be pregnant in jig time. Maybe that will stop her adding medical strings to her bow. Today’s episode revealed that she is an anaesthetist as well as a surgeon, GP, psychiatrist, psychotherapist and probably obstetrician. Well, who do you think will deliver Martha’s troubled tot?