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TBTG: Home and Away’s Alf never to retire, sez he

The Radio Times interviewed Ray Meagher, aka Alf Stewart and found out that he has no intention of going anywhere (ya flamin’ galah). Good news for a rainy Thursday!

Let joy be unconfined

TBTG, Home and Away is back; we haven’t seen Brax, Jett and the gang since 2013. The elder Braxton has gone to jail for at least 10 years and the rest of them don’t know what to be at. Heath is pretending to be a grown-up; he even defended the medical profession at one point, which must be a first. Ricky is a basket case, and can’t handle her man being banged up at all.

Jaily Jaily Brax Brax
Jaily Jaily Brax Brax

Hannah is a nurse, apparently. She helped out when Josh arrived in hospital, thanks to his mam’s fondness for handguns. So that crowd are sticking around, Hannah, Oscar and Evelyn of the shocking attire.

Jett wants John to tell Marilyn he’s only mad about her. John doesn’t want to let Gina go. Eh, John, this is Summer Bay; you’re only expected to mourn for 8-10 episodes.

Vogue does Home and Away

…is on tonight (RTE Two, 9.55). We didn’t make the cut but I’m sure there are plenty of wonderful insights into the world of Summer Bay, or at least, some sunny scenes to warm us up on this cold November evening.

Details are here.

In the words of the woman herself,