Category: Quotes

  • “This town would be stuffed without the SES and you know it”

    Alf did have a point when he told Irene off. The SES are called into action every 5 minutes at the rate of accidents in the Bay. It must have the highest DPC (disaster per capita) rate in Australia. Oh my Gawdfather!

  • In the kingdom of the blind

    “Even blind Freddy could see that love.” Who is this blind Freddy that Irene keeps banging on about? Apparently he’s quite observant. Maybe he’s not blind at all. It’s a pity that he’s not on the school trip to the bush as he might have spotted Trey making a deathlist and Jai succumbing to an…

  • Colleen defends her short film festival

    “Just because you’ve no culture Alf Stewart, doesn’t mean you have to knock the rest of us thespians”.  Colleen gets all of the best lines.

  • Wallopers

    You’re lucky I didn’t call the flamin’ wallopers, sez Alf, referring to the cops. I wonder how they got that nickname?

  • Classic Colleen

    “The rumour’s been spreading like wildlife” according to Colleen. But what type of wildlife? A koala? A dingo? Maybe it was the fabled summer bay Bunyip.

  • Irene to Belle

    “You get your boney butt back here girlie!” 

  • Oh GAWD!

    Irene’s date offered her a glass of very posh wine on their first date down the docks.  The background music hummed ominously as she accepted it, but she did put it aside.  Oh my gawdfather, will she fall off the wagon to win Lou’s heart?

  • Charlie warns Jack

    “You nearly crossed the line Jack”. When was he ever any other way? He lives so far over the line that he can’t even see it.

  • Finally

    “Questionable hairstyle” was what Mathilda’s Uni room mate said when she saw the photo of Ric. Not half.

  • True that

    “Men focus, women fuss. It’s the nature of things” according to Ross when Irene asked him how he had time for a coffee on the morning of his wedding.