Category: Alf’s Quotes
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BREAKING: “Stone the flamin’ crows” actual saying
According to Ray Meagher anyway.
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Alf doubts Roo
“Oh come off it love, I didn’t fall off the back of a turnip truck.” He never disappoints.
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Let’s write our own episode
Right, Home and Away is on a wee break. I think the only course of action is to write our own episode. I’ll start: ______________________________________________________________________ FADE-IN INT. KITCHEN OF SUMMER BAY CARAVAN PARK – DAY A HANDSOME MAN enters CLOSE-UP: Alf Stewart ALF (calling) Hello? Hello? Strewth, there’s never anyone around when you flamin’ need…
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“This town would be stuffed without the SES and you know it”
Alf did have a point when he told Irene off. The SES are called into action every 5 minutes at the rate of accidents in the Bay. It must have the highest DPC (disaster per capita) rate in Australia. Oh my Gawdfather!
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Wallopers
You’re lucky I didn’t call the flamin’ wallopers, sez Alf, referring to the cops. I wonder how they got that nickname?
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Alf on the bar
“I’m not doing to let the business go down the girbler”. Not sure how to spell that.
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Alf on feminism
“Flamin’ women, eh? Think they run the joint.”
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Alf on Ric’s detention at the cop station for ‘allegedly’ attacking Rocco
“IS HE GETTING THE WRONG END OF THE PINEAPPLE!!” [ouch]
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Alf on police techniques
“Sally just told me you’re holding Ric. What the flamin’ hell’s going on?” Alf tries to get some answers from the local bizzies.
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Alf on crows
“Stone the flamin’ crows”. Alf is no bird lover.