Category: Past Characters

  • 30 years

    30 years

    Emily Symons, aka Marilyn Chambers, writes: View this post on Instagram A post shared by Emily Symons (@emilysymons_)

  • New Pippa screwed us up

    …according to Waterford Whispers news. In fairness, it was a traumatic event for a lot of us.

  • Grandpa Alf

    Sally’s back, with little Pippa in tow; she thinks everything is “cool”. She also thinks Alf is her Grandpa. No, Pip, that’s Michael (is it?), and Flynn’s da, and probably Leah’s crazy angry dad as well. Roo didn’t take kindly to Sally just showing up and acting like she owns the place, which she actually…

  • Summer Bay’s Sexiest…

    Summer Bay’s Sexiest…

    …is the name of a series of episodes, currently on Channel 5 at 6:30 (and Channel 5 + 1 at 7:30). Roo the Ledgebag lived up to her (his?) name and let us know. Today’s episode was Aden and Belle’s wedding. Ah it was gas, look.

  • Heath is a hero

    Heath told Bianca she was doing his head in, because she had a mickeyfit when he proposed. You and me both, Heath old boy. Heath is so easily led, though, that he’ll soon come around to Bianca’s way of thinking. It only took Celia 10 minutes to brainwash him. He’s so angry and simple. There’s…

  • Veej-hunt

    Celia is back in the Bay to stay; she was conned by some handsome divil and has nowhere else to go. So, she got a job down the diner, where she promptly irritated Irene to the point where she nearly said “Gawd save Ireland”. Marilyn was supposed to give Celia the boot, but couldn’t bring…

  • Ritchie’s Return

    We all know by now that Kate Ritchie, aka Sally, is coming back to the Bay. What I want to know is: Will young Pippa come with her? How is Cassie getting on with the oul HIV? What age is Cassie’s baby? Is Miles still deadly? Is Miles still eating everything? I bet if she…

  • Harvey Bucks

    Even when someone is doing Haaaavey a favour, he’s a moany waste of space. Now his “mate” Winston has kidnapped him, as part of a buck’s night caper. Hope they don’t accidentally drive off Stewart’s Point…(fingers crossed)! Jamie is still hanging around, being weird. He is pretending to be Veej on iChat, so Jett will…

  • Courtroom drama-rama

    We watched two episodes in a row there. Two DEADLY episodes. Creepy Jamie sent Leah a picture of herself sleeping; she went nuts so Liam got the Guards. The worst cop of all time showed up to investigate. He basically told Leah he didn’t believe her, and it was her own fault for sleeping with…

  • Fully bashed

    Lisa turned up to Sid’s house, fully bashed. If I were Sid I would have set Sasha “Killer” Walker on Lisa’s husband. All Lisa got was a chat from Sasha; she’s very wise. Sasha went a bit mad  with jealousy when she heard about Casey’s imaginary friend, Tamara. I’m not so sure she was imaginary.…