Category: Characters

  • 30 years

    30 years

    Emily Symons, aka Marilyn Chambers, writes: View this post on Instagram A post shared by Emily Symons (@emilysymons_)

  • One last surf

    One last surf

    Well, that was amazing. In one episode, Connie came around, handed Darcy over to  Heath, Bianca showed up, and they all disappeared off to The City, never to be seen again. It was like an Irish wake in Famine times. “When will I see you again?”, “Ah sure, I don’t know”. I’m fairly sure The…

  • New Pippa screwed us up

    …according to Waterford Whispers news. In fairness, it was a traumatic event for a lot of us.

  • Banger come back

    Where is Harvey? Winston has turned up safe and sound. Roo got word that the search for Husband Harvey had been called off, which rendered her more even shrill and bad-tempered. She thinks he is still out there, but the solemn faces on Alf, Marilyn and John suggest they think otherwise. If Banger has truly…

  • Grandpa Alf

    Sally’s back, with little Pippa in tow; she thinks everything is “cool”. She also thinks Alf is her Grandpa. No, Pip, that’s Michael (is it?), and Flynn’s da, and probably Leah’s crazy angry dad as well. Roo didn’t take kindly to Sally just showing up and acting like she owns the place, which she actually…

  • Summer Bay’s Sexiest…

    Summer Bay’s Sexiest…

    …is the name of a series of episodes, currently on Channel 5 at 6:30 (and Channel 5 + 1 at 7:30). Roo the Ledgebag lived up to her (his?) name and let us know. Today’s episode was Aden and Belle’s wedding. Ah it was gas, look.

  • Romeo the ultimate dickhead

    Romeo, in an unbelievably selfish move, left the Bay with Liam Murphy. He said goodbye to Indi in a letter, but neglected to mention that he had cancer. So, she was totally bamboozled. Sid was caught in the middle, and eventually told his daughter the truth. Good acting, poor Indi. Ricky and Cheryl were stirring…

  • Spanner in the works

    The gym had a very successful launch, and Romeo and Indi decided to christen it, by taking it to the next level there and then. They were interrupted by Sid, however. Scarleh for them. Crucially, Romeo also started complaining of a pain in his shoulder. “Come on down the hospital, Romeo, mate”, arsa Sid. Once…

  • Heath is a hero

    Heath told Bianca she was doing his head in, because she had a mickeyfit when he proposed. You and me both, Heath old boy. Heath is so easily led, though, that he’ll soon come around to Bianca’s way of thinking. It only took Celia 10 minutes to brainwash him. He’s so angry and simple. There’s…

  • BREAKING: “Stone the flamin’ crows” actual saying

    According to Ray Meagher anyway.