Alf has copped on to himself and got a bar job in Sober Lane in Cork. All those years honing his customer service skills in the Bait Shop have finally paid off.
Author: Ailsa
Excellent Breaking Bad homage
Out of action
We have suffered a terrible bereavement here at Home and Away Ireland HQ (worse than the Braxtons), so we may be out of action for some time. Thanks for understanding.
Formal
Sasha is planning a formal and bullying the citizens of Summer Bay into helping her. Chris (who is back from ??) threw a spanner in the works when he wrecked Irene’s kitchen, which had been earmarked for making sausage rolls. Sasha nearly had a rage stroke. Matt is going to save the day though.
Dr. Accent had to convince his wife that he wasn’t having an affair with Hannah. Snore. Sure who’d have an affair with Hannah? She is zero crack, plus you’d have Andy Barrett after you.
Leah has the mega hots for Zac, and is awkwardly avoiding him as a consequence. Here’s hoping she gets locked at the formal and pukes on him.
Did ye see the slow-mo bit with Zac jogging? Amazing. Not since Miles imagined Kirsty in her bra have I seen such cheesiness.