Beauty in the Bay


I don’t know who this creepy blonde lad is, but I do know he needs to improve his makeup removal technique, he’s dragging the skin something shocking here.


21 thoughts on “Beauty in the Bay”

  1. He’s Phoebe’s biggest (and probably only) fan. So of course he’s kidnapped her.

  2. It’s good to have a stalker back in the bay in fairness, it’s been a while! No idea how he could be such a huge fan though, I thought he only had one hit?

  3. He must be a fan from the pre-Nieve, pre-marketing-Phoebs-as-the-new-Rihanna phase. Maybe he got her music through an old MySpace page (remember those?)

    I’m hopelessly behind at the moment (stupid real life getting in the way), what’s been going on? Was Phoebe rescued? Did Kyle murder Mr Bumchin, thus sending the last of the Braxtons to jail? Has Oscar dumped Maddie yet? (please say yes) And so forth.

  4. NEXT LEVEL!!! Matt even recommends fairy lights! They’ve been reading this blog.

  5. Instead of fairy lights Josh had these weird balloon lights. Maybe they were inflated johnnies..

  6. A few H&A related thoughts as of late: The boxing storyline is ridiculous, being a huge boxing fan there is no way in hell VJ & Jett would be allowed in the ring together considering the fact Jett is about the size of a bantamweight & VJ a light heavyweight (at least!). Spencer is just so bloody annoying, I wish him & Maddie would go somewhere far far away, preferably on the wall to the right of me as I type. Chris & Matt are probably the two best characters in the show atm & at least raise a few smiles each episode. In general it’s been quite poor of late, Alf being reduced to being a cheerleader for Maddie probably the most disappointing thing I’ve seen in the bay in a long time. Come back Morag & Coleen & liven the place up a bit.

  7. I can’t believe they cut us off mid-week and there’s no more til June! 🙁 I heard it at the end of the episode on Wednesday and then totally forgot about it yesterday and went onto the Player to find yesterday’s episode and then remembered it has finished on Wednesday. D’oh!

  8. Very saucy since we got back from the holidays lots of next levelling. Yawn to Matt’s new low, he was so strong giving Sash the flick. Yippee it’s back though. Lazarus Leah is awake too

  9. Lazarus Leah and her perfect nail polish. Looks like she had them freshly done in time to wake up.
    Welcome back my Summer Bay buddies. Hope all is ok. Everybody now…You know we belong together, you and I for ever and ever…

  10. How do ye feel about the cop? She is grating on me. I wish she’d make up her mind.
    They sure are talking about Anzac Day an awful lot. I don’t remember them ever mentioning it before.

  11. Please for the love of all that’s holy can somebody make Phoebe and Kyle STOP singing. Every time one of them reaches for the guitar my heart sinks, pair of bed wetters.

  12. What is with all the HONOUR OUR WAR DEAD propaganda going on these days? Very ‘Tony Abbot’s Australia. Worth it though for Alf’s rant about Kids Today and their ‘flamin’ sense of entitlement’.????

  13. What is with all the HONOUR OUR WAR DEAD propaganda going on these days? Very ‘Tony Abbot’s Australia. Worth it though for Alf’s rant about Kids Today and their ‘flamin’ sense of entitlement’.????

  14. It was so epic today. Poppies! Gunfire sound effects! Old timey soldiers who look like Veej et all! Stained glass nurses! Alf having ‘Nam flashbacks! They must’ve got some amount of dollahs from the Australian War Memorial for that bit of propaganda.

  15. Nate comes home early from work from the only overstaffed hospital in the history of the world!

  16. Personally I think it’s great to see the war dead being honoured in such a way on Home & Away, I found the trip to the war museum quite moving & I hope it does hit home how much they sacrificed for our freedom. Lest We Forget.

  17. I agree Mayor, I really enjoyed it. Also they used to feature Anzac Day a lot, I remember Ric going to it, and the year Aden wouldn’t cos his grandfather was a vet. Anything that takes us away from moaning maddie is a good thing.

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