No doubt Josh is regretting his “mature” decision to tell Alf he and Maddie were sleeping together. He had to attend TWO interventions in the caravan park, in which Marilyn said sex and Alf nearly said condom. Scarleh for him. The upshot of these excruciating chats is that Josh is allowed to stay over, once everyone is “responsible”. Good euphemism.
Ricky and Brax still weren’t sure whether they were back together, despite having slept together. Luckily, Nate is still hanging around Ricky like a bad smell, which forced her hand. She told Brax she loved him and told Nate to eff off.
Oscar fancies Maddie, and is looking for an opportunity to get rid of that pesky virginity. Zac was slagging him over it, so Hannah decided to be an unbelievable wagon and call him a drunk. The only option was to get a bottle of grog and go on the batter in the principal’s office. Zac has some notions – what’s wrong with a ditch?