Month: May 2013

  • Amazing acting by Spencer

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  • It’s making love, not a sport

    Holy moly, Maddie and Spencer having their knickers (and jocks) in a right twist over this sex business. That’s right, I said sex. Because Heath said it. You’re allowed to say it on H&A now, apparently. Maddie wants to break it off now, because once she started thinking about what went wrong, she found loads…

  • It’s his first wedding

    So said Bianca when describing how special she’d like her wedding day to be, for Heath’s sake. Sure it’s only his first wedding, as opposed to Bianca’s third one in Summer Bay. You’d think she could organise a wedding in her sleep at this stage. Ms. Scott has been offered Gina’s job, on an acting…

  • Undercover ninja

    Zac is going to teach self-defence classes at the school as he has fighting skills (judo?), Rosie and Sasha are going to sign up. As well as that, he’s also going to be teaching at the school, English and society classes, nice parting gift from Gina. Himself and Nat need a new housemate in Leah’s…

  • Me heart is broke

    And apparently, Heath and Xavier are mates. It was Gina’s funeral and there was a great turn-out. Marilyn wore a fascinator, Maddie got the violin involved, there were Austin roses, and two brothers missing. Officer Xavier Austin stepped up to the plate and eulogised. Casey didn’t bother his hoop going, as Indi would be too…

  • I’ll call the DOCS Sheila

    Everyone is rallying around John and Jett. Roo and Marilyn are organising the funeral, Brax is hosting the wake, Alf’s calling the DOCS Sheila, and Officer Xavier Austin rolled into town. Bandicoot won’t be at the funeral as he’s too upset. Indi was pretty upset when she heard the news and then had to face…

  • John Palmer expresses his sorrow

    Ok, it’s on Twitter, but still: @homeandawayie Will miss her dearly… — Shane Withington (@ripperriver) May 23, 2013

  • Passing of a principal

    Gina’s dead? It’s her own fault for saying how great things were going yesterday. What are John and Jett going to do now? Will he still adopt the kid? Marilyn is being a great help, she’s a trooper in times like this. Will any of her sons turn up for the funeral? They said Xavier…

  • Big meanies

    Ooh, the writers of Home and Away are toying with our emotions, and no mistake. The Family Palmer were as happy as possible, and Jett was being as cute as possible, so of course something had to go wrong. Gina had some class of aneurysm. You know things are bad when you start seeing yourself…

  • Darcy nipple Rocco

    Is Chris the Iago of the Bay? He’s managed to set Maddy and Spencer against each other, convincing each that the other person is mad with them. The gullible pair fell for his lies unsurprisingly. Roo said enough is enough and it was time to interfere; they set them up on a picnic so they…