Month: February 2013

  • Feud over, everyone relax

    The Adam v The Mighty Mighty Braxtons feud is over. Brax got Adam to tell all to the cops. Jamie was charged with the attempted moider of one Heathcliff Braxton. Apparently Jamie also killed his own ma! He is a hardcore nutjob. Jett got Indi to babysit, so he could fawn over her. His moves…

  • Job opportunities

    Spencer and Maddy were so desperate for somewhere warm and safe that they broke into the school. Before long they’ll be mitching off school. While there Maddy showed her mean violin skills. Maybe they should go busking, that would earn them a fortune. Alternatively, they could rely on Roo’s generosity to put them up in…

  • Veej-hunt

    Celia is back in the Bay to stay; she was conned by some handsome divil and has nowhere else to go. So, she got a job down the diner, where she promptly irritated Irene to the point where she nearly said “Gawd save Ireland”. Marilyn was supposed to give Celia the boot, but couldn’t bring…

  • The runaways

    It’s been a while but out of the night sprang two teen runaways. They turned up at the caravan park with a vague story and some hungry bellies. They got a van on the never-never, scammed a breakfast from Marilyn in the diner and then dined and dashed in Angelo’s. That’s pretty much every business…

  • If he’s dead, you’re dead

    Argh, Brax is great at being threatening. He warned Jamie that he would be a goner if Heath had died all at sea. It didn’t take long for Jamie’s great plan to be unravelled. Now, where has Heath gone? Surely he couldn’t have used his mighty tattooed biceps to swim all the way to Summer…

  • Heath overboard

    Well that was pretty climactic. Jamie spent the episode fishing and filling Heath with drink, two mates having a bonza time. Only once Adam gave the word he whacked Heath across the noggin and dumped his unconscious body in a lifeboat with a hole in it. Heath had better wake up soon or hope that…

  • Bad boy boat trip

    Jamie is a brilliant pathetic baddie. He nicked Jett’s phone, quizzed Colleen about Leah, and texted Veej while pretending to be Jett. JP found the phone in Jamie’s car and confronted him. Jamie was like a deer in headlights; if it wasn’t for Heath’s experience in counter-threats, John would have dragged Jamie down the cop…

  • Wedding Day in Summer Bay

    Wow, who would’ve thought Roo and Harvey would actually get hitched, considering their blue yesterday? Probably everyone. Roo looked lovely, and her dress was slightly less baggy than her usual attire. But let’s get down to discussing the major event in that episode. Hooroo! Colleen returned, resplendent in a Stars and Stripes shawl. She hasn’t…

  • The wedding’s off

    Roo is ditching Harvey, not quite at the altar but not far off. Celia and Morag turned up for the wedding but Celia made it clear that she doesn’t approve of Roo’s fella. Harvey “Banger” Ryan took that as his cue to leave and went down to the pub with Gary and Winston. The lads…

  • Ritchie’s Return

    We all know by now that Kate Ritchie, aka Sally, is coming back to the Bay. What I want to know is: Will young Pippa come with her? How is Cassie getting on with the oul HIV? What age is Cassie’s baby? Is Miles still deadly? Is Miles still eating everything? I bet if she…