Month: December 2011
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A Summer Bay Christmas
We have had a number of requests for a group-blog, self-penned Christmas Home and Away episode, so here goes… ____________________________________________________________ FADE-IN INT. BEACH. THE SHRIMPS ARE ON THE BARBIE (stereotypical much?) Alf (dressed as Santa): Ho-ho-Hogan’s ghost! What the flamin’ hell’s going on here? ____________________________________________________________ Em, a nice short start from me there, now it’s…
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Gaping void
I don’t know what to do with my early evenings anymore…*sob*
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Hooning around like a wild hog
Liam’s in the hospital after colliding with Brax and Charlie’s cahhhh. I hope nothing happens to Xavier before the rockstar recovers, there’ll be no bed for him. Heath and Bianca covered for Chax. Bianca is overly distraught, considering she and Liam are no longer an item. Sid convinced Alf to hold off on the boat…
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Cats, cops and criminals
Colleen came out with another classic line today, “what’s got you grinning like a chestnut cat?” Brilliant. Irene is back at work but find it hard going. Having to listen to Coleen’s insane ramblings must make it tough. Charlie and Bianca went on a girlie weekend away. Bianca is some masochist, putting herself through 24…
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Traffic duty
Well, there was a lot of police work in that episode. Charlie’s boss is back and not impressed. He kicked her off the case and onto traffic duty. SICKENER. Charlie and Watson went for a spin with all of the evidence from the case. Sergeant Buxy slyly tipped off Brax, who bashed in a window…
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Schoolies alert
Ruby is all stressed out as she’s mid exams and her fella is banged up in the big house. Then Brax got arrested and that made her feel worse. Xavier tried to make her feel better by telling her that it’s nearly time for schoolies. That makes everything alright I suppose. You can’t beat schoolies.…
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Heath’s in trouble
Heath aka Dan Ewing has been charged with assault of his fiancé. They both say everything’s grand and the weddings still going ahead. A bit suss? Read on…
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Leah and Miles blue-ing
This breakup is very difficult for Leah, Miles, Veej, and most importantly, me! I don’t know how much more moping, staring into the distance, talking to everyone but each other about it, crying over the answering machine, and general all-round misery I can take. Romeo basically told Alf to sell Harvey the boat. I hope…
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Harvey’s hoax
Harvey is some boy. He poured petrol on the Blaxland, then “saved the day” when Alf was around, blaming Romeo for the spill. He then offered to buy the boat. Luckily Liam saw Harvey on the boat with the petrol. Grr Harvey is such a weirdo. Miles and Leah agreed to stay together, were back…
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Money in the face
Brax threw good money after bad, in the midst of a recession! What’s his problem? In this case, his problem is that some of “the boys” did a little sideline business in holding up a servo. Brax is on the straight and narrow now, why won’t his boys follow the same path? Charlie is doing…