Month: September 2011
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Duffed
So Leah is knocked up. This is bad news for her for a number of reasons: She will now be super-duper flustered for at least nine months / however long a pregnancy lasts in Summer Bay The child will probably be as hungry as its father, which means she’ll be bankrupt before the bub is…
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Kelly’s conundrum
Dean had an eventful episode. Not only did he run over Bianca, but he fought with Liam, was dobbed in as a serial sex offender by his sister and got arrested by the cops. Xavier should have taken the opportunity to say “I told you so” to his family. Not often he’s proved right. Alf tricked Roo…
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Snared
Haha rapey Dean, your days are numbered now. Bianca recognised your face when she spied you behind the wheel of your car. Naturally, your first instinct was to run her over. Bad move. Mr. JP is wise to you too. He spotted your rubbish tattoo in one of Kelly’s photos. It’s only a matter of…
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Nightmares
It seems like Bianca’s nightmare might be coming to an end. In a dream, she saw a bull, or at least a tattoo of a bull on the back of her attacker. By strange co-incidence, she then saw the same tattoo in real life on the beach by the end of the episode. Time moves…
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Drunk wardrobe person
First things first, Roo outdid herself in that episode, costume-wise. She was wearing some kind of normal vest top with a floaty top over it, for extra madness. Behold (by clicking on the following): See? Madness. Poor old Indi didn’t fare too much better. Anyway Roo discovered the reason for Indi’s bad, bad attitude towards…
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All aboard
Cast off Captain. Sid decided to take Roo off on a romantic cruise. Good plan old man, only for one factor. Captain Romeo decided to bring his wife along, who hates Roo and is pissed off with her dad. Not so relaxing and romantic after all. Did you notice the crew wearing their formal attire?…
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A classic
Now, that was a classic Home and Away episode. Marilyn even got the tarot cards out! Today we witnessed one of the key Summer Bay plotlines. A breaks up with B, but then changes their mind and calls to B’s house, only to find them canoodling with C. Brilliant. Brax might be the cleverest of…
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Morag’s off again
Boo, Morag has gone. Maybe she was sick of listening to tales of the River Boys. If so, she should’ve stuck around because Brax is in trouble. I know this because he got hauled to the cop shop and Charlie made this face: Roo’s moving in to the caravan park; herself and Marilyn will be…
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Reality check
Poor Roo, she was playing the part of the doctor’s wife way too soon. Between feeding his children and having dates cancelled, she decided the best thing to do was to leave the farm and assume the position of girlfriend again. Looks like her da gives good advice. Xave told Gina and John about his…
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Back to the bay
We have returned! It seems like a lot has happened while we were away. To synopsise: Bianca was raped at the B&S ball. Heath was a suspect but a DNA test proved it wasn’t him. Suspect remains at large. Heath was arrested for leading the river boys into an ambush with a rival gang. Meanwhile,…