Month: March 2011
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Easy street
Charlie reckons that Ruby is easy after she slept with Casey in the back of Xavier’s car. This is quite rich given Charlie’s past behaviour. Ruby pointed out the obvious contradiction and double standards which didn’t go down well with her Ma. Ruby may be going off the rails but she still knows how to…
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April fool
What the eff is going on with April? She’s having panic attacks, is convinced she has skin cancer, and the only person she’ll talk to is Dex. Flippin’ ‘eck. Obvs it all stems from the whole chemical debacle. That guilt is weighing heavy on her mind. Casey is going to represent Summer Bay High at…
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Duck sauce remix – kisses hurt so much
At the genius suggestion of strikemeroan, here’s “Kisses hurt so much” a la Duck Sauce. Go Liam go
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Push the button
Panic stations! April is having the worst birthday ever. She had to leave school and head to Bianca’s due to a headache. She doesn’t have any friends to invite to her birthday and her only sister forget her birthday. Black mark for Bianca. Things aren’t going swimmingly for her either. Liam went on the lock…
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It started with a kiss
Brax really should start listening to some Liam Murphy song lyrics. If he did then he would learn that kisses hurt so much. Then he wouldn’t have tried to kiss Charlie, now the pain of that stolen kiss will cost him a night in the clink. Dum Brax. Roobs is pissed off too. Her night…
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Oh the tension
Well, this is brilliant. Romeo is wracked with guilt because he, oops, took it to the took level with the wrong girl! Such an easy mistake to make. He’s decided though, that it’s Indy he wants, after she tempted him with a near-striptease by email. Poor mad Ruby had her heart set on him though,…
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Ouch, kisses!
So, Ruby and Romeo have fallen into each other’s arms. At last all of their real-life kissing practice has paid off. Meanwhile, Indy waits at home for her schoolboy boyfriend. It’s been a long time since there was a bit of infidelity in the Bay.
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Dexter uncut
Blogger extraordinaire Dexter ran into some problems during the recording process for his latest entry. He borrowed some clothes and make up from Marilyn to get into character properly and performed a straight to camera monologue. Unbeknownst to him, Marilyn walked in on the recording and was taken aback. She revealed all to Sid and…
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Everyone knows now
So, the cat’s out of the bag. Grace knows about Leah and Veej. For some mad reason, Elijah won’t tell everyone his marriage was for immigration reasons. In fact, he and Grace have decided to make theirs a “real marriage”. Does that mean…it’s next level time? Brax has just made a genius move by asking…
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Towed away
Coleen fell asleep in the caravan park but woke up miles away by the coast. As Colleen put it “you don’t have to be an Eisenstein to figure out who did it”. She picked a stupid fight when she made enemies with the river boys and called the cops on them. Who knows what they’ll…