Month: January 2011

  • Buck(ton)’s night

    That must have been the tamest buck’s night of all time.  Vittorio hit the hotspots with Alf, Palmer and Doctor Sid.  Wild.  Then they ran into Irene and Joanna.  While Sid was pulling some smooth shapes on the dancefloor, Irene and Alf had a good oul’ chinwag about what eejits Joanna and Vittorio are. Meanwhile,…

  • The childsnatcher

    They’re driving on your highways, they’re snatching your children up. Poor Leah and Will freaked out because Lilly and VJ tried to run away to Africa. They needed a bit of help on the way as they couldn’t walk to the airport.  Luckily/unluckily, Gary the friendly paedo was on hand in his battered red car…

  • It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

    I watched an episode of South Park last night, in which Cartman and a few pals went off to Somalia to be pirates.  Sounds like Veej was watching it too.  He and Lily are planning on running off to Africa.  I’d love to know their travel plans.  Do Aussie airlines let pre-teens fly on their…

  • Mamma Mia!

    Oh look at Bianca and April’s ma!  She’s improbably young.  Liam had quite the glint in his eye when he met her.  Nice ruse by April by the way, get Liam over for “guitar lessons” in the hopes that he and Bianca will fall for each other again.  Mammy Joanna is on Team Prince Vittorio…

  • Irene advises Will

    “You made mistakes, big deal, you’re not Robinson Crusoe”. What? Can anyone explain what Irene was on about?

  • Will smash!

    That wasn’t a very good day for Will, now was it?  First he got some bad news in a letter so he went home to drown his sorrows with a few beers. Next Alf came around and gave him the sack.  Business is bad down the bait shop. Then Will rang Gypsy but she refused…

  • Teen pregnancy en route

    You’ll never guess who’s up the duff… Actually, you will guess.

  • Alf doubts Roo

    “Oh come off it love, I didn’t fall off the back of a turnip truck.” He never disappoints.

  • Roo’s ruse

    Did Roo just come back to try and get the money from Xavier? All of her chats with Alf and appologies may have just been a cover to her real reason for being in the Bay.  Hugo wants his ill gotten gains back to build a new life for Martha and him, one built on…

  • Cop in abuse of power shocker

    Silly Ruby’s spunk of a driving instructor decided to verbally abuse her when she confronted him about his girlfriend.  Bad move, bucko.  In stepped Officer Buckton, laying down the law and taking names.  She forced him to call around with an apology.  Unfortunately Ruby found out and was none too impressed.  The conversation ended when…