Month: November 2010

  • Alf Stewart and his loser mates

    Ohhhh Penn is hilarious. He’s like a pantomime villain. And now he’s gone and faked his own death. Oh, I wonder who’ll get the blame? Here’s how to get a job in Summer Bay. Ask Alf. He’ll give you one straight away, especially if you’re the Fresh Prince of SB, Will Smith.

  • Life imitating art

    RTE has the inside scoop on the on set activities in the Bay. They reckon that Liam “top of the morning” Murphy played by Axle Whitehead, and Lisa Gormley who plays Bianca Scott are stepping out together. Let’s hope that their real life romance goes better than their on screen equivalent.

  • Penn loses it

    Oh dear, oh dear. Penn is rapidly losing the plot. First he confessed to Coleen that he framed her for the thefts in the caravan park and got her thrown in prison. Then he told John Palmer that he wanted a shot of Gina. Not content with that, he broke in Myles’s gaff again and…

  • Mitzi bhocht

    Well, that’s the end of Mitzi. She did some good stirring before she headed off to the old psychic’s home in the sky. She told Marilyn she made up her death vision, then separately, told Sid it was real. So her annoying storyline lives on. I bet sometihng dramatic will happen to Marilyn that day,…

  • I dream of Liam

    No sooner has Bianca said “I do” than Ireland’s favourite son Liam Murphy has her waking up in a sweat. The bauld Liam has the roguish vagabond look compared with Vittorio’s aristocratic latin looks. But who will Bianca choose? The ever reliable April favours Murph and so does Bianca, even if she won’t admit it…

  • Switcharoo

    Two proposals and two surprise answers!  Bianca is engaged (again) to Vittorio.  Cue Liam Murphy. Gina told Palmer to get bent though.  She says he’s just afraid of dying.  Bit harsh, headmistress. Obviously schooled by Angelo in releasing unnecessary information, Miles told John he kissed his daughter, Shandi.  John looked like he didn’t even know…

  • Recap

    Angelo is a sap.  He liked the look of young Shandi Palmer and had bold thoughts about her.  Immediately, he confessed these thoughts to Charlie, who went (I think it’s fair to say) mental.  Then, Charlie made a big decision and…duh duh DUH!…asked Angelo to move in with her.  Much ado about nothing. Shandi Palmer,…

  • Pin Penn

    Arrrrggh why is Alf protecting Penn?  He’s so annoying.  GIVE THE COPS THE INFO, ALF! Why did Indi run out crying when Romeo was kissing her?  I thought she was only dying to take it to the next level.  Confusing. So John wants to marry Gina?  I’m glad he’s taking my advice! Looks like Bianca…

  • WTF

    What is going on with Mitzi?  She tells Marilyn she has lung cancer, she tries to snog Dexter again, then collapses and starts drooling blood.  Time for her to be admitted to Dr. Sid methinks. Penn is driving me mad.  Eff off Penn. Leah and Elijah have decided to commute between “Africa” and Summer Bay. …

  • What to do if you have a heart attack

    Lie under a car and wait for the local mental case to save you. Poor John. He was having a row with Xavier at the time, so naturally Xave now thinks he has super heart-affecting powers. Liam Murphy has hightailed it out of the Bay. Looks like Prince trumps Rockstar. Ruby’s out of rehab and…