Month: August 2010

  • Who owns this Penn?

    Penn is soooo mysterious.  He’s more of a man of mystery than Austin Powers.  He’s a mass of contradictions. On the one hand he’s a generous benefactor to Tony and the boxing club, on the other he framed Coleen as a thief and set fire to a police car. All the while he’s writing letters…

  • Love games

    Well, romance is blooming in Summer Bay.  Marilyn had Dr. Sid stay over after she saw off love rival Nursey Nurse.  Whoop! Ruby kissed Xavier because she is a total wagon.  After some sage advice from Tony and some dumb advice from Palmer, Xavier confessed to April, who thought it was grand. However, Leah appears…

  • Angelo on XFactor

    I thought he was too busy running his restaurant?

  • Gok Stewart

    Aww did you see Alf giving Marilyn the world’s most reluctant fashion advice? His gruffness belies his kindliness. Lovely. Marilyn found out about Sid’s meandering mickey.  It didn’t seem like she minded too much.  No better woman to put manners on him. The new language teacher is dead foxy and has turned Liam’s head.  Ruby…

  • Stewart vs Oddley

    Alf welcomed us back to the Bay after a lengthy break with a timely catchphrase, “stone the flamin’ crows”.  It’s like they never went away. Things haven’t gotten any easier for Alf in the intervening period.  That pesky doll Mr. Oddley is still wrecking his buzz. Alf tried to kill him but he just wooden…

  • Roo returns

    Struth has alerted us to the fact that Roo, daughter of Alf and mother of Martha, is returning to Summer Bay. She will be played by a new actress; I love this madness. They did it with Irene, Hayley, Pippa, and who knows how many else. Bad timing on Roo’s behalf though, her daughter’s just…

  • Let’s write our own episode

    Right, Home and Away is on a wee break.  I think the only course of action is to write our own episode. I’ll start: ______________________________________________________________________ FADE-IN INT. KITCHEN OF SUMMER BAY CARAVAN PARK – DAY A HANDSOME MAN enters CLOSE-UP: Alf Stewart ALF (calling) Hello?  Hello?  Strewth, there’s never anyone around when you flamin’ need…