Month: May 2010

  • Much ado about nothing

    Mohamed Ali, Chris Eubank and Barry McGuigan are all getting a flight down under as they heard about the impending grudge match between Tony and John Palmer.  It’s a no holds barred  bitter bashathon.  Somebody’s going down, way down.  This is going to be brutal… Only it wasn’t.  In reality the fight consisted of two…

  • Whogo

    Well Hugo is back big-stylee now.  Martha took him straight back into her arms without a word about his people-smuggling.  At least Gina gave him a dressing-down for being a massive criminal. The Austins are surprisingly adept at fobbing off the bobbies.  Love how Xavier said “It’s the cops” when Angelo and Charlie came to…

  • Bye bye Rabbit and Aden, hello Hugo

    What a dramatic few days in Summer Bay.  Rabbit helped Miles rescue Leah, Elijah, and a rake of kids from being gassed on their school trip.  Somehow this meant that it was time for Rabbit to leave.  So she headed off with her ma down the beach.  Poor Miles was in bits over it.  There…

  • You have to get fair dinkum here, you can’t bugger about all your life

    In Summer Bay news this week (do-do do-do-do): Poor oul’ Ray Meagher had a bit of a rough trot as a nipper. Cheryl Cole wants to visit the Home and Away set – I hope she runs into Nicole

  • Alf reveals shocking lack of legal expertise

    “I’m no lawyer love, but it seems to me that Aden’s in a bit of strife”, proclaimed Alf to Nicole when discussing her boyfriend’s upcoming murder charge. He may not have his sister’s law skills but he has her whipped when it comes to understatements.

  • Bay additions

    Well, we ran a poll and it would seem that “the gays” would be the most welcome addition to Summer Bay.  There have been a few gay characters in the past, but they never stick around too long. The next most popular social group was complete families.  They are very rare.  Rachel, Tony and Harry…

  • Romeo and Juliet

    I flippin’ knew Ruby was going to ruin the play. The little eejit. Luckily Sir Liam of Murphy stepped in and saved the day. Ruby did alright considering originally she proclaimed “I can’t sing”. Might there be a singing career in the pipeline? Miles was extra mad in that episode. He wanted to keep a…

  • The game’s up

    It was a day of revelations in the Bay. Firstly, we had both Aden and his brother Justin trying to take the wrap for burying the Dad’s body affair. Each one is trying to keep the other one out of it but ultimately they’ll be found out.  Sure lies never last long in the Bay.…

  • Cat. Out of bag.

    Well flip me, Miles is telling all and sundry about Rabbit now.  Gina confronted him and he was all “yeah, I talk to imaginary people, DEAL WITH IT”.  Bleedin’ double mentaller. What else?  Oh yes, Aden dobbed himself in re: burying and unburying the da.  He’s saying Dumbro had nothing to do with it though. …

  • Love of ‘Home and Away’ is all there is.

    Good woman Esther, she’s happy out being in Home and Away.  Sure why would you need a fella when you can hang around with Alf every day?