When hormones attack

Jai has a raging horn on him. How long will he be able to keep it in check? He’s seen Ruby and Xavier get ready to “take it to the next level” and fuelled on alco spiked punch, he wants some of that action. Unfortunately for him, Annie is resistant to his teenage charm or lack thereof and told him to rack off. Poor fella will have to remain frustrated for now on the same level. Maybe he should switch his attention to the more accommodating types like Charlie or Martha.

22 thoughts on “When hormones attack”

  1. It was bound to happen sooner or later but Annie’s chastity belt is staying on tighter than Martha’s cowboy boots!

  2. He doesn’t even need to look outside the Caravan Park, all he has to do is rape, sorry “attack” Dani or Jade and Kirsty will be all over him. That kind of stuff turns her on something fierce.

  3. They were always a bit vague about Kane’s ‘attack’ on Dani, weren’t they? I think they left it up to us to infer that it was rape, just so they wouldn’t have to use the R-word. Those episodes were hilarious, Kirsty ranting to Rhys ‘Why can’t you accept Kane, Dad?” Ehh Kirsty, have you mashed potato for brains??

  4. That whole storyline was ridiculouso. Who falls in love with their sister’s rapist? Mentalists, that’s who.

  5. and then Kane just turned over a new leaf and never looked at anther girl!……………funny that. i’d like to see Crime Scene Australia meets Summer Bay – there would be some very weird psychological profiles in that bunch!

  6. Annie will give in sooner or later. Everybody has to “take it to the next level” at some stage. I’d say when Rachel is doing an assessment at the hospital she asks “How many units a week do you drink?”, “Do you smoke?”, “Have you taken it to the next level?”

  7. Have you lost your next levelity? Poor Jai, he’ll be stuck on level 1 for years if he stays with Annie.

  8. I wonder does Kirsty know that Kane raped Dani? Maybe nobody explained to her what attack actually means in Summer Bay. Remember Melody was “attacked” but she wasn’t raped at all, he just put his hand on her knee! And he died in a crash and she went mental. Maybe knee means something different in Summer Bay too.

  9. was it Irene that spiked the punch the other night??

    and where has Gardy gone? did he ever turn back up after Roman shot him?

  10. **SPOILER ALERT**

    All of this going on with the poor guy and then Hugo or Xavier are going to shoot him out on the farm… Hasn’t this kid been through enough!?

  11. Irene would never give away drink, she’d be too busy knocking the whole bottle back herself

  12. That Sorry, what mate? Thing at the side there with all the names at different sizes? Is that based on the number of times mentioned in the comments? Coz Sally should always be the biggest name, not Jack and Martha. Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally Sally . Morag.

  13. Your gonna have to mention sally in every post so. 🙂 no way martha and jack should be bigger than sally.

  14. Martha and Jack are just more ridiculous than Sally. But to be honest Alf should be wayyyy bigger than everyone else!

  15. I know i’m studying it too hard now but Ha, Xavier doesn’t even appear in it, because he’s a stupid non-event of a character.Poor Leah’s been on the show years and shes tiny. Alf should deffo be bigger. But I don’t think he’d like the attention in fairness to him.

  16. Yeah sure Vinnie is bigger than Leah on it and he left years ago. That’s what having a Hollywood career will do for ya.

  17. But did Kane actually ever ‘attack’ Dani? I remember seeing the episode, he went into kiss her and she didn’t respond but he kept on kissing her and then she pushed him away and said “Get off me!”

    And then he ran off while Dani bawled her sexy ass off! And then she told the ma and da that Kane ‘attacked’ me!

  18. Yeah its a bit unclear how many of these ‘attacks’ would stand up in a court of law….maybe it was just the sight of Kane kissing her that traumatised Dani – I wouldnt blame her!

  19. I know Melodys “attack” wouldn’t stand up in court, he only touched her knee. And look what happened her.

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