Month: June 2009

  • Fisher fills a Gap

    Here I was, all this time thinking Flathead had gone off to the Whitsundays to keep his klepto wife away from Summer Bay’s thriving retail sector.  When in reality, he was founding a whole new range of shops for her to rob. Here’s more information for yis.

  • You’re the only one who gets me

    OK, we’re a bit behind!  Trey must have thought all his birthdays came at once when Nicole said she wanted to go back to his house.  No doubt they took it to the next level. Gardy is annoying, and Roman is even more annoying for putting up with him.  Grr. And so Claudia is up…

  • School’s out

    Home and Away is taking a screening break in the UK – I wonder will RTE do the same?

  • Carnival

    Well, it doesn’t matter now that the Surf Festival has been cancelled because Liam Murphy is organising…a Drugs Fest.  The first of its kind in Summer Bay, Drugs Fest is bound to attract both young and old.  Among the acts on show are roof walkers and raging ladies, fitness freaks and cop killers.  Get your…

  • In da news

    Geoff’s real-life antics inspire a storyline Amanda to return

  • Bottlo beware

    Gardy is a criminal mastermind.  He, along with his sidekick Roman, decided to launch a crime spree in Summer Bay and his first target was the local off licence.  It’s hardly Fort Knox.  Come to think of it, I doubt there are many targets worth robbing in the Bay.  Where will he strike next?  The bait shop?…

  • Simplekid

    Martha is thick as a brick; she couldn’t figure out why Hugo would rather face the worst downpour Summer Bay has ever seen than stay the night.  Then she stood open-mouthed when he explained that he shouldn’t have feelings for her as he was Jack’s cousin and she was Jack’s wife.  You could almost see…

  • He used to bring me roses…

    Prison isn’t treating Irene well; she seems to have lost the plot altogether.  Her voice is shaky, her eyes are wide, and she’s looking generally shook (although her hair isn’t too bad).  She’s been dubbed a legend for offing her fella, and already been offered some grog.  I’d say she’ll be following that particular line…

  • Dr Gardy’s world of miracles

    Gardy is some man for one man. He can cure blindness with his own revolutionary brand of aversion therapy.  Throwing a blind Roman off a bridge worked a treat.  He should turn his hand to all ailments, physical and mental. “Broken leg? Run a marathon mate, you’ll be right.” “Arachnophobia? That’s only for girls. Eat…

  • Belle tried to make him go to rehab, he said “no no no”

    Poor old Belle. Not only does she have to worry about her own addiction problems, but she now has junkie superstar Liam trying to get all up in her business. If that wasn’t enough to cope with, Aden is annoyed with her because he thinks she’s doing a line with Liam. Add to that the…