Month: October 2008

  • Home and Away off the rails

    I would like to know what warranted that hour-long episode (number 4706, if you’re interested).  Nothing scandalous (by Summer Bay standards) happened. The oul’ Bartlett-Kirsty storyline is coming to a head, Miles is going to get in trouble with Ruby, Roman and Charlie are back together, and Belle has a new fella.  But nothing happened…

  • Father and son

    So Tony did a stupid thing. A very stupid thing. By sleeping with the blond barmaid extraordinaire, who can serve a double measure and take money for it, he’s put his relationship with Rachel at risk. Usually I would say that he is a sensible type, unlike his dopey son Jack. Well now it appears…

  • Mental Melody

    So it seems that Aden has company in the mental home. It’s only Melody, Geoff’s ex. Her mother must have drove her mad. Given what we saw of the woman it’s not that surprising. Melody always seemed a bit on edge but it seems her over zealous ma pushed her over the edge. Quelle dommage.…

  • Danger here

    Summer Bay is a dangerous town.  Psychos and the unhinged flock there like migrating birds.  At the present time, two kidnappers are on the go.  One has been caught due to Roman’s super heroics.  Aden surely won’t be far behind. Feckin’ Aden.  I thought he was going to follow the template of crook-kid-come-good but he’s…

  • Martha’s malady

    While Martha was in the coma the doctor told Jack that they feared she might have suffered some brain damage. Given how slow she is, it’s questionable whether anybody would have noticed the difference.

  • The dopey duo

    Ahhhhh would Jack and Martha ever eff off to eff?  I can’t believe they were dumb enough to get married again.  At least it was better than last time, when a psycho set fire to the wedding.  Well, it was until Martha collapsed.  She’s fecked now.  With Rachel gone from the hospital, it’ll be manned…

  • Slow Nicole

    Poor Nicole. She may own the most make up in the bay, but she’s not really the sharpest tool in the box. She was incredibly slow to cop onto the fact that Elliot was a bad un. First he left her on her own in the bush where she got lost. A warning sign unheeded.…

  • Knickers Monica

    Ok, so we have fallen a fair bit behind with the old Home and Away.  Holiers’ll do that for ya.  However, we are slowly but surely catching up. Today we saw Kirsty in her pelt.  Well, she was wearing underwear. Miles’ reaction was amazing though.  The scenes when he was imagining her half-dressed were gas.…

  • Must be handy being invincible

    It looks like the H&A scriptwriters are taking inspiration from Heroes .  Jai can lep off schools without a scratch.  That talent would probably come in handy in Summer Bay, with the amount of psychos that frequent the area.  If only Jai had arrived a few months earlier, he probably could have thwarted the whole…