Wedding Crashing, H&A Style

  1. Get uninvited from the wedding
  2. Suddenly get brave at the last minute and dash to the church
  3. Peep around the door just as the last vows are being made
  4. Watch in horror as the happy couple kiss
  5. Linger at the door until your arch-enemy (usually the bride) sees you, thus ruining the day
  6. Run outside in a state and crouch down beside the church (it’s not like anyone will see you there) with mascara all down your face. It’s ok, you have a good twenty seconds before the congregation and wedding party leave the church.

I think Martha should have been in Wedding Crashers, instead of Shannon aka Isla Fisher.





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