Month: February 2007

  • Musical Genius

    Image from Official Robertson Brothers website Ah the Robertson Brothers. I’ve probably heard them sing hundreds of times and never thought to look them up before. For the uninitiated, here are the lyrics of their most famous work:   You know we belong together You and I forever and ever No matter where you are…

  • Almost Porn

    Words and phrases featured in today’s episode that nearly made me choke on my omelette: Sex Condoms (I actually think this might be a first) Sleep together Get XXX into bed Fair suck of the flamin’ saveloy Ails* Sure I may as well be watching Eastenders at this rate.    * Ok, so this one…

  • Donald “Flathead” Fisher

    As he entered the classroom, Don was fond of saying “alright, settle down” in a weary and worn out manner. “Flathead” was the school principal and one of the original characters in the programme.   He ruled the school in firm but fair style. In the early days he had many run-ins with a young…

  • You wouldn’t get that in Bobby’s day

    They’ve gone very forthright in Summer Bay of late. Tony actually said the S-word and no-one batted an eyelid.  What ever happened to “taking it to the next level” or being “really into” someone? Between Martha and her one-night conquest, and Matilda with her eyeliner and lust, it’s all go! I suppose it has been…

  • First Fan Photos

    For all the thinking, and talking, and dreaming, I do about the wonderful world of Summer Bay, I have never actually set foot on the plains of Oz.   Luckily, some of our readers have – and were kind enough to send in their photos. These were taken by Emily Hoyne and Laura McDonnell, and…

  • Home and Away Plot Template #1

    1.  Kid arrives in Summer Bay 2.  Kid has no relatives who seem to give a damn 3.  Kid is in H&A for roughly one episode before s/he is taken under Irene/Sally's wing 4.  A dark secret from Kid's past is revealed 5.  Secret is revealed, drama ensues, Kid is integrated into Summer Bay society…

  • Polls Archive

  • Kane – baby

    "If anything happens to the baby…." a sentence that Kane started many times, but never finished.

  • Kirsty and Jade, the Sutherland “twins”

    Kirsty and Jade were so close that they were psychic. They had that bond that twins sometimes have on tv. Only they weren’t. Twins. It turns out that Kirsty was adopted and had an identical twin sister called Laura. Laura was the same actress with hair extensions. This doesn’t explain how she had the psychic…

  • Dodge

    Occasionally Home and Away has a really evil character and Dodge was one of those.  He pretended to be best mates with Steven while failing to mention that he had burned down the building where Steven's uncle had been staying and killed him.    When Stevo found out he was rightly pissed off. He wanted…