• 30 years

    30 years

    Emily Symons, aka Marilyn Chambers, writes: View this post on Instagram A post shared by Emily Symons (@emilysymons_)

  • A few wee thoughts

    A few wee thoughts

    I am very slack on the H&A watching these days, but I did catch it today. It was a good one. It went like this: Irene: Come back and see us soon, Spencer. Spencer: I will, yeah. Then Roo and the Doc busted Alf out of hospital (am unsure why he’s there) and they all…

  • I presume ye all have done this…?

    I presume ye all have done this…?

    Lads, I only got ten out of fifteen… The hardest Home and Away quiz ever via the Daily Edge

  • Beauty in the Bay

    Beauty in the Bay

    I don’t know who this creepy blonde lad is, but I do know he needs to improve his makeup removal technique, he’s dragging the skin something shocking here.

  • Alf’s got a new job

    Alf’s got a new job

    Alf has copped on to himself and got a bar job in Sober Lane in Cork. All those years honing his customer service skills in the Bait Shop have finally paid off.

  • Excellent Breaking Bad homage

    Excellent Breaking Bad homage

    Summer Bay’s answer to Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.

  • Out of action

    Out of action

    We have suffered a terrible bereavement here at Home and Away Ireland HQ (worse than the Braxtons), so we may be out of action for some time. Thanks for understanding.

  • Misplaced faith

    Misplaced faith

    Chris is continuing his one man demolition job on Irene’s gaff. Not only did he wreck the oven, he then destroyed all of her cupboards and presses trying to remodel the kitchen. Irene is a saint and said she will let him continue with the project and update it whatever way he wants to. She…

  • Formal


    Sasha is planning a formal and bullying the citizens of Summer Bay into helping her. Chris (who is back from ??) threw a spanner in the works when he wrecked Irene’s kitchen, which had been earmarked for making sausage rolls. Sasha nearly had a rage stroke. Matt is going to save the day though. Dr.…

  • Easily swayed

    Easily swayed

    Ah lads, this is hard to watch. Poor simple Andy Barrett thinks Jake is his new best mate, and is hanging on his every word. THE BLEEDIN DOPE. We in H&AI HQ were nearly feeling sorry for lovelorn Maddie there, until she was a total wagon to Evie. Everyone’s keeping an eye on Oscar since…