So, Gina got herself a new boyfriend in the shape of John Palmer. No sooner did he drop her home than they were at it. Poor Xavier saw the aftermath. That fella’s going to have a breakdown.
Annie and Romeo got the lead roles in Romeo and Juliet, but, “hilariously”, she’s playing the boy and he the girl. This’ll be gas.
Tony wants to start a boxing club at the school. Gina says no. I think Elijah should teach them all ninja.
Building on the bonza idea that Drew’s Shrew had about a cross-over Home and Away/Heroes show, commenter Sorry for being a crazy dingo has given us a deadly list of Home and Away character super-powers:
What do you reckon? Do you have any others to add?
There was a lot of quick moving in that episode. Hugo’s “funeral” was about a week ago, so it’s about time Martha moved on. First, she expertly roped Liam into working on the farm, then asked him to move in, then leapt on him. The girl wastes no time.
Furthermore, Geoff made a life decision and left the Bay to be a missionary in the space of about three hours. Ruby didn’t look too happy at all. He didn’t even tell Xavier or anyone else in town.
Miles helped Leah get over her agoraphobia. She did some pretty good acting so there’s not much to slag off there really.
Mink thought she was dead hard telling Xavier about her crime of passion. Sure murder is nothing special in Summer Bay. In fact, it’s the least of the local worries – top of that list is finding a spot on the beach to sit and think about your woes.
Leah has caught the Alf bug and then some; she’s falling apart. There she was, sitting on the floor, roaring crying. Maybe she was trying to recreate the riot scenes. That’s what she did then too. She should invite Irene, Ruby and Colleen around to complete the picture.
Geoff gave Ruby a good telling-off. Her moaning about how she was to blame for the riot tipped him over the edge. I don’t think fairy lights will win him around this time.
So Hugo’s not dead after all. It was an elaborate ruse to catch Suzy. I hope it feckin’ works. Also, who’s to say they didn’t do the same thing with Jack? Hmmmmm? Maybe we should let go of that one.
Why did Alf have to know? This is all going to backfire. He’ll tell Colleen at some Stewart soiree and then the cats in the street will find out.
Xavier got loads of dosh from his cowardly scumbag brother. Maybe he’ll take up dealing again.
Miles has a new mate. I thought she might be imaginary but maybe not.
As Flathead pointed out while watching today’s episode, “Xavier’s got a point”. John Palmer is only sound when Gina is around. Is she in for more heartbreak?
And where are the tiresome twins, Hugo and Martha? No sign of them today. Are they on half-weeks or something?
So it seems that Detective Robert Robertson is a little bit smarter than criminal masterminds Xavier and Ruby. He saw right through their cunning plan to provide Charlie with an alibi. He scared slow Xavier into thinking he was a suspect, thus forcing him to admit his guilt on the alibi lie. Poor Xavier is everybody’s patsy. Ruby manipulated him by dumping him and then taking advantage of his loss of memory to back up her subterfuge. Now he’s committed the ultimate sin, by dobbing in Ruby. Forevermore he’ll be followed by that phrase: Dobber. He’ll hear it on the wind when he surfs on the beech. He’ll hear it whispered by kids in the diner. He’ll hear it when Madge Wilkins spits at him outside the bait shop. Yes, no more a normal teen he, now a social outcast, the lowest of the low.
Or maybe I’m over reacting slightly and it’ll be grand and forgotten about after an episode or two.
OK, does Geoff only have one white vest? And when it’s in the wash, has he no choice but to walk around topless?
Xavier is wise to Geoff and Ruby. He warned Geoff off and after looking mega-confused for a while, Geoff agreed to leave Ruby alone.
Ruby’s not impressed though.
Nicole is going to the next level with Liam Murphy the rock star. This is a disaster in Kirsty’s eyes. I’d say Kirsty is jealous. Maybe she just wants a roll on the beach herself.
Charlie’s police radio went off in the diner – AT FULL BLAST. I’m surprised all the customers didn’t follow her to the police emergency.
Angelo, under slight duress, spilled the beans about his undercover operation. People-smuggling! Exotic! He thinks it’s Hugo running the show, but I bet it’s not. Who could it be? Palmer? Morag? Colleen? The excitement!
There was high drama at Summer Bay jetty in that episode; some lad that Hugo knows started a big scrap down at the shed, just as Ruby was breaking up with Xavier. Xavier tried to go to his brother’s aid, but instead got lamped in the head and fell into the water. Luckily Brendan saved him. Nice one Bandicoot.
After all the heroics, Mammy Austin decided Brendan could move into the community house. Ruby 2 was effin’ thrilled. Hugo pretended to the rubbish cop that he didn’t know the attacker, who had handily planted some kind of map in the shed.
Handily for Ruby 1, Xavier has memory loss, so he can’t remember she broke up with him. She can ease her guilt by staying together with him. That’s a great idea.
Colleen got landed with two slices of mud pie when Ruby and Nicole scarpered out of the diner. I bet she kept them for herself and Madge Wilkins.
Whoop whoop, Brendan is back, throwing parties and telling tales. Ma Austin has a new fella and she doesn’t wanna talk about it.
Nicole is well into Sid now, she called to his house on the night of her birthday and basically demanded a trip to the next level. I don’t know why he’s resisting; it really is futile.
Xavier is in big trouble after roaring at Ruby when he saw Geoff helping her into her dress. Geoff however, saw an opportunity and wooed her with chick flicks and ice-cream.
Oh bejingo, Angelo Risotto Rossetti is on an undercover mission; to get Hugo. He has Gibsy working for him now. It’s only a matter of time before his secret is uncovered along with a box of hands that he keeps on his boat (probably).
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