Stab wounds patched up while u wait

Thursday, February 6th, 2014

Dr Accent turned Heath and Bianca’s apartment into a hospital. This was necessary so he could save Andy’s life, which he did, no bother to him.  He then offered Andy and Josh a place to stay. Dr Accent must be planning to stay in the bay for a while yet.  Maybe he can turn his own apartment into a hospital too.

Zac and Hannah did a bit of bonding with the twins.  Zac took Oscar for a game of pool and lost his cash to the young shark. When he came home he had an awkward moment on the couch with Hannah and they didn’t quite kiss but I’m sure it’s only a matter of time. All was going swimmingly then Ethan turned up at the door looking for his children.  The cops didn’t hold him long, did they? Why is it that YCPD keep innocent people in custody for ages but when a guilty criminal is banged up they let him/her out the next day?

Roo is still looking at Harvey’s bills, he must have loads. Winston is going to leave Hong Kong in a few days which has upset Roo, why is he deserting poor Banger?

Hitting the books

Monday, January 27th, 2014

Heath is having problems studying. Casey shamed him into doing a bit of work and he managed to pass his first module. Tamara discussed his eduction with her fella and he has made a big life decision, he’s going to study for his HSE, again. I’ve lost count of the number of times he’s tried, let’s hope it goes better this time. The Braxtons are all getting educated, maybe Brax will study computer science while he’s doing time.

Jett is missing Nina and wants to enrol in her posh school. John is against the idea as he can’t afford the fees and doesn’t want to disrupt Jett’s schooling. John and Marilyn are romancing each other, which cheers Jett up no end.

Still no sign of the missing Winston and Banger but Roo is no widow according to herself. Everybody is walking on eggshells around her and it’s driving her mad.

Romeo is gone and Indi needs time to say goodbye to him, which is bad news for Chris. She had a dream of being on the beach and ghost Romeo turned up to see her. It’s a recurring dream and she thinks she’ll have to leave the Bay so that she can leave her dead husband behind.

Brother Hubbard cafe on Dublin’s Capel Street had a tip war based on Aussie soaps today, I think we all know which option won there.

Winston the Conqueror

Tuesday, November 26th, 2013

Winston’s off, with his best mate, Banger. Banger wasn’t that mad on Winston until recently. Ah well, I suppose if you can go on holiday at the drop of a hat, you can change your mind quickly too.

Imagine the adventures those boys will have…hanging out on the deck of a cruise ship…dressed in their onesies.

Winston told Alf to look after the Blaxland. He’ll never be rid of that yoke.

Spence went to hospital where it emerged that he hasn’t been taking his medication. He got a bit down, but April talked him round and he went to Sasha for support. That’s that then.

A new doll rocked into the Diner saying she was Chris’s girlfriend. Indi will have something to say about that.

ROMEO, ROMEO, WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO…AND ARE YOU DEAD OR WHAT?

Torpedo captain Palmer

Monday, November 11th, 2013

John and Jett interrupted a romantic dinner between Marilyn and Winston.  They had been having a fancy slap up meal with champers down on the pier before the two interlopers stuck their necks in.  John isn’t happy with Marilyn having a new love interest, despite the fact that he did nothing to show much interest in her when she made her feelings known.  Winston isn’t happy having competition so this could become problematic.

Alf doesn’t want Sally and Pippa 2 to leave, he’ll be devo’d without them.  He’s going to head out fishing when they’re heading off as he doesn’t want to go through another tough goodbye.

Maddy has taken a shine to the young lad who ran her off the road.  Roo isn’t happy about her seeing him but Maddy thinks he deserves a fair go as she saw his older bro putting pressure on him.  If they could get him to move into the caravan park he’d be a reformed character in no time.

Casey topless in hospital…

Monday, November 4th, 2013

…AGAIN! Mean Dr. Bradley basically said “Not you again”. If only Heath weren’t on honeymoon, he would have sorted her right out. Brax just doesn’t have the same distain for authority.

Casey might be paralysed. If he is, he’ll be shipped off to the Whitsundays a la Seb. I’d say young Braxton will live to bash another day.

Winston is broke. He told Harvey after he nearly poisoned him with a super-hot chilli. Harvey right straight for the little boy’s room. He did a very peculiar run, see:

John Palmer doesn’t like Winston sniffing around Marilyn. Might his true feelings for her finally bubble to the surface? Hmm?

Bad Boys, Bangers and Bubbly

Friday, November 1st, 2013

Today’s news:

  • Winston turned up to buy the boat, cue some pointless drama with him and Harvey slagging each other and playing jokes
  • Casey and Maddy were in a car crash, they were run off the road by some rival gang of boyz who know the Braxtons
  • Roo got a massage from Pippa 2 and it was great apparently
  • Brax and Sally had a chat on the beach, then she came home to find Pippa still up, a big no-no
  • Bianca and Heath are off on honeymoon but they’re lucky that their house is still there after somebody lit a load of candles in their place

I miss Flynn, sez Sally

Monday, October 21st, 2013
Flynn Saunders, double trouble

Photo from the wonderful backtothebay.net

Which one, sez I? Do you think she has a composite in her head when she thinks of her erstwhile husband?

Winston came good with the money, the Blaxland has been sold, and Sally and Pip are heading for America, where the streets are paved with miracle cures. Alf warned young Fletcher against getting her hopes up too high.

Sasha is utterly disgusted at the obvious attraction between Chris and Indi. He is clearly a bleedin’ dope, but the horse and carriage was a nice touch.

Jett is acting the boyo with Marilyn and John, being a proper moody teen and slagging off their bus tour. He’s going to tell John that Marilyn lurves him any second now.

The wedding’s off

Wednesday, February 13th, 2013

Roo is ditching Harvey, not quite at the altar but not far off. Celia and Morag turned up for the wedding but Celia made it clear that she doesn’t approve of Roo’s fella. Harvey “Banger” Ryan took that as his cue to leave and went down to the pub with Gary and Winston. The lads told Harvey that his leg break was only a joke, he didn’t see the funny side of it and let Winston have it with both barrels, just as Roo walked into the bar. She wasn’t impressed with his vicious attack on his mate and started questioning their relationship and their impending nuptials – just what we’ve been saying for months.

Dex is worried about April, he thinks he is holding the poor girl back. His solution? Dump her ass. Strange behaviour from the young martyr but it won’t last, they’ll be back together before long.

Bianca is on a mission, she’s not letting Heath go without a fight. He isn’t interested in a renewal of their liaison, too dangerous. I suspect she’ll get her way, somehow.

Harvey Bucks

Monday, February 11th, 2013

Even when someone is doing Haaaavey a favour, he’s a moany waste of space. Now his “mate” Winston has kidnapped him, as part of a buck’s night caper. Hope they don’t accidentally drive off Stewart’s Point…(fingers crossed)!

Jamie is still hanging around, being weird. He is pretending to be Veej on iChat, so Jett will get Leah’s location out of Liam. Phew. Good continuation of storyline, in fairness.

Marilyn hasn’t organised Roo’s hen; she totally forgot. Bet ten million euros they go to Angelo’s.

Lisa exited stage left. She told Sid she will break up with Neil, but wants to put some distance between herself and the Walkers first. Looks like Dex will be getting a new physio.

Did yis hear Sally’s coming back?

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz



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