Danger here

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Summer Bay is a dangerous town.  Psychos and the unhinged flock there like migrating birds.  At the present time, two kidnappers are on the go.  One has been caught due to Roman’s super heroics.  Aden surely won’t be far behind.

Feckin’ Aden.  I thought he was going to follow the template of crook-kid-come-good but he’s royally stuffed it up now.  Maybe Morag will get him out of it if she ever returns from honeymoon.

Although lawbreakers abound, the most dangerous place in this treacherous town is not the Diner or the Surf Club.  It’s the womb.  Woe betide you if you are the result of a fling between two unsuited people.  You won’t gestate beyond three months.  Look at Martha and Viv; it’s heartbreaking.  This is another similarity between Home and Away and Lost.  Pregnancies are a disaster in both locales.

I wish Morag was real

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Morag flippin’ BATTERED that cranky Christian.  With a few well-placed words from her blackened lips, she knocked down her opponent’s whole argument. Why did Christine even bother crossing her?

Is there anything Justice Bellingham can’t do?  And was I the only one who cheered when Melody’s ma was deemed "perverse"?  Paddy O’Flaherty aka Miles (good one Alf) must have been hella relieved.

On another note, Jack is full of truisms these days; today he said the SBPD were "stupid enough" to take him back.  You ain’t wrong there, bucko.

The Ric/Matilda/Viv/Noel/whatever you’re having yourself storyline is wearing a bit thin.  Hopefully that’s the last we see of Viv.

Sally spills the beans

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Good lying from Ric. But what was even more impressive was his guilt tripping of Cassie so that she wouldn’t tell Matilda about him sleeping with Viv. By exposing her as a hypocrite, she felt obliged to keep quiet. Clever Ric. Pity he’s not clever enough to get his hair cut.

Sally told Rachel about her imaginary friend from all those years ago, Milco. We’ve featured Milco on the blog before. I wonder if the years have been kind to him? I would imagine that he’s done well and is an imaginary millionaire now. Made his imaginary money investing in imaginary property.

Isn’t little Pippa a very handy plot device? First she was drawing pictures to try and get Sally and Brad back together, now she says that she wants to go and visit him in Tasmania. I expect we’ll hear more about that.

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz

all the dead

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