Romeo remarries

Monday, January 14th, 2013

What a lovely couple? Let’s hope Romeo and Indi make a better go of their marriage this time round. At least they won’t have to contend with Ruby making up babies and slutting in between them.

Leah has a new fella and he’s only a nipper. She’s worried about the age gap between them, but she still went for a date with him in Angelo’s. I reckon it’s him that should be worried, hooking up with a double widow may not be the smartest move, he could go the way of Dan or Vinnie. The date went well, she ended up leading him into her house by the hand and we all know what that means, “taking it to the next level”.

Sid is having love problems with Lisa. His ungrateful family gave him grief over having a girlfriend who was separated, so he broke it off with her. Can’t see the problem there myself. Anyway, he changed his mind yet again and tried to get back with her but she said she still has on-going issues with her ex so it’s not that straight forward. Poor Sid, he’ll probably end up in the ditch again.

A thousand hangups

Tuesday, September 11th, 2012

Jett was telling Veej about his father woes; Veej said he’d phone a thousand people if it meant he could see Vinnie again. Silly Veej, sure just put on True Blood!

Jett discovered a page was missing from his notebook, and copped on that Gina had nicked it. He went mad at her, so she went and found Richard Bozic, who looks like that Paul Galvin lad. Who will be a love interest for Richard, I wonder?

Lottie’s staying in the Bay with her best friends Sasha and Alf. Awesome.

Leah must be pregnant in these episodes, she’s doing a lot of standing behind counters and fruit bowls.

Dexter does it

Thursday, July 19th, 2012

Well, Dexter and April are buds again, and next-level buds at that. Glory be.

Ruby is persisting with her pregnancy facade, only now she has stopped taking the pill. Then she coerced Romeo into boldness, even though he confessed having doubts about the relationship. Poor dopey Romeo.

Jet is still a little brat; in this episode he punched Veej and shoved Gina. Now JP is on his tail.

I wish Veej had more of his dad’s attributes. Instead, he seems to be the school punching bag. Vinnie wouldn’t stand for that.

Edit: Forgot to mention Indi’s creepy portfolio photographer who told her she wasn’t hot enough to get modelling jobs while keeping her clothes on! His standards for female beauty must be sky-high.

You’re going to feel the leather of my belt

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

AKA wasn’t Duncan an awful brat?


Friday, April 30th, 2010

Ah here.  H&A is way too sad these days.  First was the whole Miles/Rabbit scenario, and now today Leah and VJ visited Vinnie’s grave to say goodbye.  That’s enough sadness now, I thought.

Elijah didn’t think so, though.  He threw in a tragic story about his dad dying on a fishing trip.  I’m not able for this.

Aden’s stupid brother had a flashback and now thinks he killed their da.  It looks to me like the dad was drink-driving and had a crash.  If only they hadn’t buried him, they’d be ok with the cops.

Romeo set up a romantic date with Annie in the gym.  Possibly inspired by Ruby’s seduction of Geoff using fairy lights, he lit a load of candles.  The Campbells are suckers for small light sources.

Ha ha ha take two

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

I think they should have done another take for the first scene in this episode (the one with Miles and Elijah).

Although I suppose no amount of amazing acting could take away from the madness of the story of Vinnie’s decline.  Run over by a tractor.  Died of septicemia.  It’s nearly as good as the woman in Fair City who went to Dundrum to go shopping and never came back.

R.I.P. Vinoire Patterson

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

Elijah has finally revealed his secret, and it was a double-barrelled one.  Firstly, he told Miles that Vinnie didn’t die in prison.  This was news to Miles, but not to us.  Leah knew he was alive and in hiding from the Teddy bear incident.  But Elijah also revealed that Vinnie has died recently and the reverend was the last one to see him alive.  Shocking stuff.  How will Leah reacts when she finds out the truth? Go mental for five minutes and then get over it is my prediction.  Then she’ll make her move on him.  Maybe she’ll vomit on him like she did with Roman.  What a winner.

The V-man speaks

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Ye should all watch True Blood.  It’s deadly.  Also Vinnie is in it; here’s an interview with him.

Roman will be THRILLED

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

Looks like Martha will be getting back with Roman now.  Poor oul’ Jack all the same.  Sure haven’t we been saying for years that his inept policing would be the death of him?

Melody looked a bit like Carrie at the formal, and was equally as mad.

Kane magically got out of jail and wants Kirsty back.  Pity that didn’t work for the V-man back in the day; I reckon he would have had more success.

Oh, and Belle may as well move into the hospital now.  Irene spends half her time there, as it is.

The V Man

Sunday, December 21st, 2008

Vinnier is in True Blood , a vampire show by Alan Ball.  His character likes to “take it to the next level” with everyone in town.  He hasn’t yet been sent to jail, or worn a giant teddy bear suit.  There’s no sign of Leah either.  It’s very confusing.

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz

all the dead

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