STD Tree

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

Help us solve this mystery, where did the chlamydia originate? Have we left someone out?

Edit: it doesn’t matter, Ruby doesn’t have chlamydia, so the buck stops with Emily.

STD tree 6

Sink it and die Austin

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

Ah, so Ruby Leeds is trying to steal Brendan away to a community house. Sure what harm, you might think. But Mammy Austin instinctively returned to the Bay just in time to stop Hugo shipping his brother off. She wants to keep Brendan all to herself. I’d say Ruby will convince her to set him free, though.

Geoff saw Ruby in the nip. He’s well into her. He’ll probably have visions of her now, just like Miles did when he first encountered Kirsty’s knickers. On a related note, the Aden and Geoff scenes are keeping the comedy scores up at the moment.

Hugo got a death threat. It was just like in the movies, with cut-out letters and everything. Spooky. Was it Trey’s da? Where’s Trey again? Did he go to jail?

The bush trek goes out with a bang

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Boom shake shake shake the room, or the bus in this case. So Trey’s master plan didn’t quite work out as he’d envisaged it. His bomb did explode, but not under the bus. Hugo chucked it up in the air just in time, but took the brunt of the blast. A very dramatic storyline but a few questions arise from it.

1. How did Trey become an explosive expert? He nearly outfoxed his dad with his bomb, despite the fact that only one of them had military training.

2. Is Trey’s ma a brain donor? Her son is an attempted mass murderer but she’s happy enough to let him enact his escape.

3. How come nobody in the hospital noticed her wandering around in a daze, looking like a zombie? Nobody noticed Trey leaving, looking dead suss, after trying to kill Jai. Great security and powers of observation there.

4. Who is this new doctor in the hospital? Is he Rachel’s maternity cover? He’d be better be an expert in everything, like she is.

1 hour 6 minutes

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Janey Trey was flippin’ thrilled with himself when he trapped them all on the bus. He’d make a great panto villain; and he’s a budding writer as well. That’ll go down well in the nick.

Jai would make a great panto eejit, going on a hike with a septic gunshot wound.

Nicole showed Graham what-for. There’s no messing with her. Charlie will be recruiting her for YCPD yet.  Ruby wouldn’t make a cop though. On stake-outs she’d just be thinking of her next toilet break.

Trey’s da John married well eh? His wife looks about 15 years younger.

In the kingdom of the blind

Friday, August 28th, 2009

“Even blind Freddy could see that love.”

Who is this blind Freddy that Irene keeps banging on about? Apparently he’s quite observant. Maybe he’s not blind at all. It’s a pity that he’s not on the school trip to the bush as he might have spotted Trey making a deathlist and Jai succumbing to an infected gunshot wound. Yet again, a field trip turns into a disaster. Why does anybody ever leave the bay?

Give me my detonators!

Friday, August 21st, 2009

So Trey is going to make a bomb. Great. He’ll probably blow up the bush and start a fire. And two people will be starving to death but will still be able to make a baby in the woods. Oh wait, that happened already.

Summer Bay needs a John McClane. I nominate Tony. Miles can be Al.

Grudge List

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

I see Trey is forming a list of people who he has a grudge against. He’s like Father Noel Furlong. What he’ll do with the list is anyone’s guess.

Well done Jai on forming the mini-riot, as Miles called it.

So Lachie is the father of Claudia’s baby. I nearly fell off my chair in shock. Didn’t see that one coming, ohhhhhhh no.

Aden is a bleedin’ muppet. What is he at with the loan shark dude? It’s all going to end in disaster. But Belle isn’t too healthy these days so maybe he won’t need that ring after all.

You’re the only one who gets me

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

OK, we’re a bit behind!  Trey must have thought all his birthdays came at once when Nicole said she wanted to go back to his house.  No doubt they took it to the next level.

Gardy is annoying, and Roman is even more annoying for putting up with him.  Grr.

And so Claudia is up the pole and on the bubble.  Geoff looked like a rabbit caught in headlights when he saw the pregnancy test.  He does a good dopey.

In da news

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Scrap, scrap, scrap

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Gardy or however you spell it is a bit of a mentalist. I liked Miles’ line about how he’d be getting the tape measure out any time soon. I don’t think there’s been a mickey-measuring competition since Fisher lived in the Bay. Himself and Alf were always at it.

Seeing as we watch H&A on youtube these days, we see the Aussie previews. It looks like Roman’s mate is a bit bold. It’s a pity.

How come Trey’s da knows Hugo is lying about the shark? He’s very adamant about it.

That scrap in the surf club was great. Looks like Roman didn’t lose his SAS fighting skills along with his eyesight. Hugo seems fairly nifty in a fight too. That’ll be something to do with his mysterious past. Oooooh!

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz



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