I just want to get on with my punishment

Tuesday, August 19th, 2014

Oscar is the biggest martyr yet. He is feeling very guilty about nearly killing Tamara, and is only dying for someone to give him a bashing or similar as punishment. He got 100 hours of parks and rec. That won’t help his panic attacks. Neither will getting advice from Andy Barrett.

Andy was also doling out love advice to Casey. Young Braxton told Denny to keep her distance, then was all confused when she tried to cancel her gym membership, then went to meet her on the beach for a pash. Wait till Chris gets wind of this.

Marilyn is gearing up for the wedding of the century, and John couldn’t care less. Roo is coming home for help with the preparations, though. I think she should bring Colleen on a holiday from Vegas.

Back to Oscar – he’s another creative prodigy. How come all the kids at Summer Bay High are deadly at art?

Phoebe was going to call the cops on her dad, but the Braxton bros convinced her otherwise. She just phoned him up and gave out to him instead.

Max make-up

Max make-up

Bullets Braxton bound

Thursday, July 24th, 2014

Phoebe’s Dad returned full of apologies for Kyle and Brax. Can a leopard change his spots? I doubt it.

Casey is doing it tough because Tamara is gone, Kyle didn’t seem to notice her departure. Denny wanted to help cheer him up but Chris is still a bit insecure about his girlfriend’s friendship with Casey, in the long run I think he might be right.

Andy is causing hassle left right and centre. He tried to start a row with Brax on the beach and then in Angelo’s. Why is he so aggro?

John wants Marilyn to help him with Jett so she gave him a tough punishment. He’s annoyed with her now but the kid needs to learn, he can’t keep hooning around like a little larrikin.

Brax and Ricky survived an assassination attempt when somebody shot in the window of their gaff. Who’s behind it? Andy is too thick to use a firearm so maybe it was somebody hired by Phoebe’s father?

See ya Tamara

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2014

They once called her Tedious, but today Tamara decided to make a surprising move and leave the Bay. Her accident and impending operation made her miss the mother she hasn’t mentioned once in the past year and a half. See our first mention of Tamara here.

Bye Tamara - nobody's hero

Casey’s amazing tshirt – you can say that again, Case

Sasha’s exposé of Oscar’s hit-and-run caused a rift between Denny and Chris. Apparently Sasha is like a younger sister to Chris. Anyway, Chris stood up for himself and Denny thought that was deadly.

Oscar turned himself in to the YCPD. Will he go to juvie? Is he just trying to avoid doing the HSC? Only time will tell.

Heath is struggling with the bub. Bianca feels sorry for him. REUNION!

 

 

 

Almost blind

Monday, July 21st, 2014

Tamara’s brain is about to explode, we’ve seen that storyline before.

Oscar is still trying to fess up about the accident but Evelyn wants him to cease and desist, his conscience won’t let him. He spilled his guts to Sasha and she wants to write his story in her newspaper article.

Phoebe’s missing her father so she rang him and appologised, why did she bother? Now that herself and Ricky are full-time Braxton babes will they have to get the Blood and Sand tattoos?

You’re like a daughter to me

Monday, July 14th, 2014

Bianca and Heath are continuing their ridiculous break-up, and Bianca is angry with Irene for being sound to Heath. Cue the immortal line, “You’re like a daughter to me, love”. Irene has had so many faux-children at this stage, she’s like Captain Von Trapp.

Oscar confessed to the cops about the hit and run, but they don’t believe him! Gas. So Zac is still in the firing line. He’s taking a break from school while the drama plays out.

Tamara can still see, for the minute. She’s had a rough trot since she arrived in the Bay. I’d say she’s wishing her amnesia would come back.

Matt is being a martyr, living in a refuge and refusing to go back to school. Leah has her eye on him now though, so he’ll be grand altogether.

Back in action

Monday, July 7th, 2014
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Quadruple Casey madness

The World Cup may not be over, but normality has been slightly restored with the return of our Summer Bay buddies. Here’s a refresher:

  • Casey’s still sulking about being half Braxton, half Barrett. He also received a Union Jack hat in the post from yer wan in England. He’ll be taking another trip across the water shortly, so. On Brax’s advice, he’s organized a pow-wow with Big Mammy Braxton, wherein he plans to confront her about her daddy-concealing ways.
  • Tamara remembered that it was Zac’s car that hit her. Zac gave himself up to the poh-lice, and Oscar is wracked with guilt over his favourite uncle taking the blame for his own heinous crime. Evelyn is very calm about it all. Sociopath! Also, Hannah got Andy to bash the dints out of the car, making everything even more suspicious.

Olé, olé, olé, oh…

Thursday, June 12th, 2014

…so H&A is off until the World Cup is over. Hopefully Heath and Bianca will take the opportunity to have a good hard look at themselves and cop on. Harley’s mam died, and Bianca can’t tolerate the heathspawn anywhere near her, so Heath is going to dump the child on some rellies. Ridiculous situation. Why did the baby’s ma send Harley away just before she popped her clogs?

Zac mistakenly confessed to Hannah that he ran over Tamara while drunk; it’s only a matter of time before he goes to YCPD. Oscar better face the music, and sharpish.

I can’t wait to see what adventures John and Jett have in the Diana boat. The orange jumpsuit brigade will no doubt be involved.

Oi…we’re brothers

Monday, June 9th, 2014

Poor oul’ Casey is doing it tough. He’s so cut up about not being a son of The Dog, that he literally cut himself up. He got the tattoo sliced right off his back. And him topless 50% of the time! Brax found him in a shivering heap and called Dr. Nate to the gym to tend to Braxton/Barrett Jr. For some mad reason, Casey wouldn’t go to hospital, so the doc fixed him up there and then. Brax was fierce ungrateful.

On a positive note, Case is still in touch with the Brit chick, so I’d say he’ll be heading that way shortly, ifthis is anything to go by (spoilers galore).

Oscar hasn’t owned up that he mowed Tamara down. Zac thinks he himself did it, and Tamara can’t remember at all. This is her second time with memory loss, she’s very fragile.

Chris got Irene out of the house and spruced up his bedroom in anticipation of taking it to the next level with Denny. No fairy lights though, so I’d say he’ll be unsuccessful. He was offering to put Irene up in a hotel to make up for the inconvenience, not sure how he’s affording that on a diner wage.

 

Bad smell

Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Jess is still hanging around and this is causing problems for Heath and Bianca. She wants him to be an active parent but that’s more than he can offer. He asked Jess to leave town so that he can get things back on track with his wife. He met her on the pier to tell her but she got a baby kick and duped him into feeling it. Bianca spied all of this and wasn’t impressed, she’s off to the city for a few days as a result.

Chris is feeling a lot more positive about his situation after a talk with Irene. He tried to invent a new burger for the Diner menu which Irene shot down but she is going to try to set him up with somebody, maybe Tamara. She’s roped Leah into her cupid caper. Irene got Chris to have lunch with Tamara in the diner, by telling him that she was into him. It backfired spectacularly as she hates Chris.

Kyle is struggling to come to terms with Phoebe’s ultimatum – to hell or to Melbourne. He told her that he can’t leave the bay due to his commitments and they are many. What would the town do without its local restaurant manager, part-time busker and kidnapping consultant? Maybe his bro can fill the gap as who walked into Angelo’s only its owner, Daryl “Brax” Braxton. He knocked back a shot and we all know that says he means business. The Bay had better watch out, the boss is back.

Bumps and Braxtons

Friday, April 11th, 2014

So Heath’s buck’s night barmaid is up the duff, and Bianca is none too impressed. That’ll pass though. Our money’s on a Braxton adoption.

Sasha bowed out of the captaincy race at the last minute, and non-candidate Matt won the male contest. Perhaps he and Tamara could become an item. It has been commented that he is an Aden-type character, so he’ll probably come good in no time.

There was some amazing line-crossing between Marilyn and John, in which she thought he was going to propose, when really he was trying to source a beau for Irene. Ah bless.

Casey and Ricky are off to visit Adam, and plead him to help Brax’s case. Caution advised.

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Original image from This is Oz



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