So Hugo’s not dead after all.  It was an elaborate ruse to catch Suzy.  I hope it feckin’ works.  Also, who’s to say they didn’t do the same thing with Jack?  Hmmmmm?  Maybe we should let go of that one.

Why did Alf have to know?  This is all going to backfire.  He’ll tell Colleen at some Stewart soiree and then the cats in the street will find out.

Xavier got loads of dosh from his cowardly scumbag brother.  Maybe he’ll take up dealing again.

Miles has a new mate.  I thought she might be imaginary but maybe not.

It turns out that Hugo can speak Indonesian after all, and that’s not all he was hiding.  He was involved in the people smuggling ring as Angelo suspected.  He took his boat out to sea and tried to make Charlie swim over to an island, because she can connect him with the people smuggling.  Maybe he saw her energetic dancing and thinks she’d be well able to do a marathon swim. She pulled a sly one on him and got his gun but now Suzy is on the warpath and they’re all in trouble.

Poor old Constable Risotto got shot in the head for his troubles by diving in front of Martha and saving her from a bullet.  Don’t know why he bothered.  It’s not like a bullet to the head could have done any brain damage to her, sure nobody would know the difference.

No expenses were spared in todays episode.  They had aerial shots of the city and the bay. This is bound to be a ratings winner.  Sure it’s high drama all round.

Ooooh how dramatic!  Martha/Marta got kidnapped by evil Suzy, and Charlie got pistolwhipped by Hugo for uncovering his nest of refugees.  Wowee!

Good non-cop work by Angelo too; he got a handsome cop to free Derrick the Weirdo, who then led him straight to Suzy.  Angelo will have his day yet!

Where did Miles go?  He was bawling on the beach and left a trail of footsteps into the ocean.  Alf didn’t seem too worried about it though.

Colleen is the world’s best drunk.  I vote that she henceforth be drunk in all scenes.

Ooh Aden brought a moany bird to the formal and ended up with Silvery Nicole the whole night.    Only, when he was about to go in for the kill, he was reminded of Belle and went nuts.  Nicole and Liam had their “I respect you, I won’t rush you” talk for about the fifth time.  Snoooooooooooze.

Martha found an engagement ring.  It took her about twenty seconds before she copped on.  Meanwhile, across town, Hugo was staring at a picture of Martha and Jack on their wedding day for ages.  WHAT DOES HE KNOW?  IS JACK STILL ALIVE?

Suzy tried to lure Hugo back to Indonesia.  Eff off Suzy.

Miles Copeland hasn’t had it easy since he moved to Summer Bay.  As a down-and-out, he slept on the beach and wrote cryptic messages in the sand in the hopes that his sister would find him.  Naturally, he went from living hand-to-mouth to becoming a teacher at the only school in town, and won the heart of Kirsty Sutherland.  Unfortunately she turned out to be a total wagon.

These days Miles spends his time getting bashed and threatening children.  It looks like Riley’s dad is behind it all.  I hope the YCPD can crack this case.  If not maybe they should bring Robert Robertson back.  Maybe they should just do that anyway.

So, the teenage(-ish) couples of Summer Bay are all talking about sex.  Ruby and Geoff decided they’ll have a go, while in a startling move, Nicole is standing her ground with Liam and refusing him access.  Is that because she’s changed her tune, or because she has her wee eye on Aden?  Ooooh, mucho mysterioso.

Now, where are Martha and Hugo and Suzy and Bungbung?